PREGNANCY TEST

[Richard]

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      Am I pregnant?

  Yes. [A href="vny!://www.stupidstuff.org/main/pregyes.htm"]vny!://www.stupidstuff.org/main/pregyes.htm[/A]

  Is it a boy or a girl?

  Boy. [A href="vny!://www.stupidstuff.org/main/itsaboy.htm"]vny!://www.stupidstuff.org/main/itsaboy.htm[/A]

  Who's the daddy?

  [SPAN class=hdr]George Bush, Senior![/SPAN]

 

[TABLE cellPadding=3 width="70%" border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD]Really, girl- what the hell is the matter with you? What were you thinking? Ick! [/TD] [TD width="30%"] [/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]

Who else could be the daddy?

 [SPAN class=hdr][FONT face=Arial size=6]Your Husband![/FONT][/SPAN]



 

[TABLE cellPadding=3 width="70%" border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD]Won't he be surprised, especially since you told him you were on the pill! [/TD] [TD width="30%"] [/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]

[SPAN class=hdr]PeeWee Herman![/SPAN]

 

[TABLE cellPadding=3 width="70%" border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD]AAAAAAAAAAH! My, my- you certainly go for the weird ones, eh? [/TD] [TD width="30%"] [/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]