Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

Started by Sportsdude, May 09 08 11:06

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van_guy

 Lil Me wrote:
You da man.  

I'm trying to picture Elmo saying that - it's pretty funny.
 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

Beer googles ?  I've never heard of that either.  Might  I regret asking what it is ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

van_guy

 P.C. wrote:
Beer googles ?  I've never heard of that either.  Might  I regret asking what it is ?

Oh dear lord ...
well you see an ugly girl in the bar ...
you have a couple beer - she's not too bad
you have a couple more - she's kinda cute
couple more - what a babe ...

it's the way someone looks through eyes affected by the consumption of beer.

/////sooo  are you regeretting asking ??
 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

lol....no regrets.  It makes perfect sense.  So, instead of looking at the world through rose coloured glasses, they're viewing it through amber coloured glasses.  Same results...sort of.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

van_guy

 P.C. wrote:
lol....no regrets.  It makes perfect sense.  So, instead of looking at the world through rose coloured glasses, they're viewing it through amber coloured glasses.  Same results...sort of.

I suppose it depends on the type of beer you drink - Guinness you'd be lucky to see at all ... lol
More importantly beer goggles usually refer to the effects on the appearance of the opposite sex only - whereas the rose coloured glasses affect everything we see. Yeah?

 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

Has anyone tried doing anything with beer goggles? Hint: Everything moves to the left...  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

 Sportsdude wrote:
Has anyone tried doing anything with beer goggles? Hint: Everything moves to the left...  
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 Doing anything...as in having sex while drunk?
 Most of us have.
 
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

No for school they'd make us all put on these goggles that would simulate drunkeness.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

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"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

van_guy

 Sportsdude wrote:
No for school they'd make us all put on these goggles that would simulate drunkeness.  

Did you feel like having sex with anyone???

 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

Sportsdude

no it was a contest on who could walk the straightest line. They made us do it so we wouldn't drink and drive etc.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

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