Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

Started by Sportsdude, May 09 08 11:06

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Sportsdude

#15
May 09 08 04:20
 hahaha. Well they're not an assembly line... Although two of the girls like me and one thinks I'm freaking hysterical, and one of them I sort of have a tiny history with.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

#16
May 09 08 04:22
good.  your chances are really good.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

#17
May 09 08 04:25
 haha not really, unless they're drunk. Then their feelings for me come out for some reason. So its like talking to two different people. So when they're drunk I've got to somewhat mean so there drunk self doesn't like me. Since we all agreed to just be friends. oye this high school  

sober: Hey SD wanna hang out
drunk: I want you now!!!


 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

#18
May 09 08 08:49
So...what's the scoop?  Didja bust a move tonight?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#19
May 09 08 08:55
lol Lil Me.

    Subtle. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/d040.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

#20
May 09 08 09:06
nah I'm talking to another girl tonight, she's stuck at work til 10:30 at the front desk.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

#21
May 09 08 09:54
Uh huh.  And your plan is....  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Lil Me

#22
May 09 08 10:26
SD disappeared.  He must be gettin busy wit da new grrrl.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#23
May 09 08 10:29
I hope he doesn't start out the conversation with...."Yea....so I'm tall ya know".
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel

#24
May 09 08 10:31
     

P.C.

#25
May 09 08 10:39
SD !  You're back. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a090.gif" border=0]

  Soooooo.......
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

#26
May 09 08 10:44
      yeah? And I got her facebook. I was busy another girl called me wanted to know when I'd be downtown so we could go to Newcastle tomorrow.
Spent an hour though talking to my friend in Minnesota who can't get any girls. Wonders why I'm such a pimp (his words) when I was the rebel nobody back in the lou (slang for st. louis). I told him to move to Canada. lol Then he proceeded to tell me about a friend that is a girl of his from the hood who's around my height and says that she could beat me down. I said, hardly, she won't touch me I got much too street cred from back in the day.


       
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

#27
May 09 08 11:04
You da man.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

#28
May 09 08 11:14
yo yo
[a href="vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelly"]vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelly[/a]
[a href="vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Lunatics"]vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Lunatics[/a]


Then he learned St. Louis' pride and joy. You can take away our factors, but you don't touch our beer! Is thinking about merging with InBev.

Heaven Forbid Budweiser gone Belgian!!

*Drinks Bud in Solidarity*

Actually I think he got really upset over that news. He hasn't been back online since. lol


 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

van_guy

#29
May 10 08 07:15
 Michel wrote:
I think that's the funniest poster I ever saw in that silly series.



I happened onto a video clip of me at a party with a bunch of vietnamese guys - tryin to explain to them the concept of "beer goggles" damn it was funny - when they didn't get it the first few times - and even funnier when they finally got it.

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