Dumbest Criminal EVAR

[TehBorken]

Man Tried to Cash Check for [span style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;"]$360 Billion[/span]

We've seen a lot of stupid criminals over the years, but this guy is so far off the end of the graph that you almost want to submit his name to the Guiness Book Of Records. The super-genius below is Charles Ray Fuller, who was arrested for forgery when he tried to pass a check for $360 billion! Yes, BILLION. ($360,000,000,000).

He says the check was given to him by his girlfriend's mom so he could start a record business. Riiiiiiiiiight.

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[van_guy]

There are some countries that don't have 360 billion cash laying around - did he think a bank would have 360 huge just laying around waiting for a really big check to roll in??[a href="vny!://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/050108dnmetbillion.b623795f.html"][/a]


 
 

[P.C.]

We can only wonder where HIS are.

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[Michel]

   

[van_guy]

 Michel wrote:
That reminds me a long time ago I needed to exchange a traveller check of 50 $ in Yugoslavia. I had to go to 3 banks before one got enough dinars to exchange my check... everywhere they told me sorry, we don't have enough money at the bank  for such an amount...

I'm guessing the beer was pretty cheap.
I once stayed in a hotel for $3 - there were two of us.  
Travelling in the third world one can go quite aways on a few dinars

 

[van_guy]

  Michel wrote:
That reminds me a long time ago I needed to exchange a traveller check of 50 $ in Yugoslavia. I had to go to 3 banks before one got enough dinars to exchange my check... everywhere they told me sorry, we don't have enough money at the bank  for such an amount...

I'm guessing the beer was pretty cheap.
I once stayed in a hotel for $3 - there were two of us.  
Travelling in the third world one can go quite aways on a few dinars

   

[van_guy]

 P.C. wrote:
We can only wonder where HIS are.
 
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Do you really think she wishes that??
Sure ... maybe when she's 70 and she can't remember where she left her package of depends ... she would wish she had a pair of big brains instead of a pair of big ole floppy boobs.


 

[P.C.]

Well I think if she had any brains at all, she'd be wearing something that gave a little support to those puppies.

[Michel]

   

[P.C.]

....or smart.

[Michel]

   

[Michel]

     

[Sportsdude]

hmm the cheque probably would have worked in Zimbabwe.  

[van_guy]

 Michel wrote:
  van_guy wrote:
 
I once stayed in a hotel for $3 - there were two of us.  

I don't think I ever went under 5 $, but I must say I like my luxury, which means not having to bring the camera bag in the humidity of the collective shower because I don't feel the room is safe for even leave all my photo stuff behind the time to go pee or take a shower...  that's it, I'm a bourgeois, I admited it lol

Oh believe me if i had an option i would have went for a deluxe $5 suite as well - when you are in a town of a few hundred and you are in the southern gobi desert you might be surprised at how few hotels there are to chose from.
BTW for $3 you don't get a shower or a bathroom - a bed pan was available - there was an out house about as nasty as i have ever used  around back. There was a lock on the door so camera was safe.

   
 
 

[Michel]