Just curious if you know that guy

[Michel]

     

[Lil Me]

Malheureusement..non, je ne sais pas Gaston.
 Je lisais seulement Tintin et Asterix.  Mais je ne comprenais pas toutes les blagues.
 

[Michel]

   

[purelife]

I remember Gaston!  I remember reading it in French class...And I've heard of Asterix.  

[Michel]

   

[purelife]

Oh..and Gaston in Beauty and the Beast or was that Mulan?  

[Michel]

   

[Lil Me]

 
  Gaston:
  Who does she think she is?
  That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
  LeFou:
  Darn right.
  Gaston:
  No one says "no" to Gaston!
  Dismissed! Rejected!
  Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
  LeFou:
  More beer?
  Gaston:
  What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
  LeFou:
  Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
  Lefou:
  Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
  Looking so down in the dumps
  Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
  Even when taking your lumps
  There's no man in town as admired as you
  You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
  Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
  And it's not very hard to see why
  No one's slick as Gaston
  No one's quick as Gaston
  No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
  For there's no man in town half as manly
  Perfect, a pure paragon!
  You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
  And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
  Lefou and Chorus:
  No one's been like Gaston
  A king pin like Gaston
  LeFou:
  No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
  Gaston:
  As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
  Lefou and Chorus:
  My what a guy, that Gaston!
  Give five "hurrahs!"
  Give twelve "hip-hips!"
  LeFou:
  Gaston is the best
  And the rest is all drips
  Chorus:
  No one fights like Gaston
  Douses lights like Gaston
  LeFou:
  In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
  Bimbettes:
  For there's no one as burly and brawny
  Gaston:
  As you see I've got biceps to spare
  LeFou:
  Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
  Gaston:
  That's right!
  And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
  Chorus:
  No one hits like Gaston
  Matches wits like Gaston
  LeFou:
  In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
  Gaston:
  I'm espcially good at expectorating!
  Ptoooie!
  Chorus:
  Ten points for Gaston!
  Gaston:
  When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
  Ev'ry morning to help me get large
  And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
  So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
  Chorus:
  Oh, ahhh, wow!
  My what a guy, that Gaston!
  No one shoots like Gaston
  Makes those beauts like Gaston
  LeFou:
  Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
  Gaston:
  I use antlers in all of my decorating!
  Chorus:
  My what a guy,
  Gaston!
 
   

[Michel]

   
   

[Russ]

No, dont know gaston.

I know and like Asterix and TinTin though..

My french isnt good enough to write a reply.. although I can usually speak enough for a conversation.. and it gets used a fair bit in Africa when Im there!

[Michel]

   

[Lil Me]

My kids read Garfield and Pokemon in French.  

[Michel]

   

[Lise]

Ye Gods!!! Asterix is French??? OK...............

  Nope, have not heard of your Gaston other than Disney's Gaston. I'm not very familiar with anything French.

  Except of course for Michel.

  And French Kissing.

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  La Woof Woof

[Michel]