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Started by TehBorken, Nov 14 07 10:09

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TehBorken

Nov 14 07 10:09
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GAUHATI, India (AP) - In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press  incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists  for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern  India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any  comments about helping drunken elephants in India.
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Damn, I'm SO glad that's all straightened out now.
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Gopher

#1
Nov 14 07 11:35
Best bit of misreporting that I've seen all year!
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Russ

#2
Nov 14 07 01:28
Sooo, the correlation being that Paris is a fat drunken dancing elephant?

  Im with Gopher on this one
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P.C.

#3
Nov 14 07 01:46
Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any  comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

  Perhaps she slurred out something about drunken debutantes ?
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