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Confucious Say......
Confucious Say......
Started by Lise, Oct 05 07 09:42
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Confucious Say......
Oct 05 07 09:42
OK. Let's hear your most creative. Unfortunately I can only cut and copy mine:
Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Oct 05 07 09:55
Husband who wolf down dinner burp in mosque.
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it." Robert Heinlein
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Oct 05 07 09:58
Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.
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Oct 06 07 03:42
be one with the goat
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Oct 06 07 11:20
man who lay with goat, will need to baaaa.....the
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Oct 10 07 12:01
Man who sleeps with itchy ass wakes up with stinky fingers.
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Oct 10 07 05:08
Man who has hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
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Oct 11 07 12:08
Can you explain that one to me, PC?
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Oct 11 07 02:17
Man who has hands in pants pocket is playing pocket billiards
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Oct 11 07 02:18
Confucious says carry hand sanitizer if you need to shake hands with anyone. Sheesh!
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Oct 11 07 03:01
Gophie wrote: Can you explain that one to me, PC?
Ummm.....No?
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Oct 11 07 05:16
The response should be "Confucious says no."
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Oct 11 07 05:20
Confucius Say...P.C. not so good at this game. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/traurig/a005.gif" border=0]
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Oct 11 07 06:09
Confusious says P.C. is good at a great deal of things.
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Oct 11 07 06:22
I like Confucius.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.
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