You Can't Make This Stuff Up

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Gopher

Definitely worthy of a blessing.    
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Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

49er



    [FONT size=5]Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis [/FONT][!-- END HEADLINE --] [DIV id=ynmain][!-- BEGIN STORY BODY --] [DIV id=storybody] [DIV class=storyhdr] Wed Aug 22, 10:53 AM ET

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A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

 Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

 The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

 "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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Lise

ROTFL. That made my day! Bless point awarded!
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P.C.



  I wonder why they just didn't throw a bucket of ice water on him.
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