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Started by PostMonkee @(^_^)@, Aug 08 07 01:19

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PostMonkee @(^_^)@

Aug 08 07 01:19
I just received this email.

I laughed so hard that I lost my penis.

      [FONT size=2]You seem to be losing your penis when you are inside of her. With [/FONT][SPAN id=lw_1186604232_0 style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed; HEIGHT: 1em"]Penis
 Enlarge Patch[/SPAN] it will be too big to be lost.

[A href="vny!://XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" target=_blank][SPAN id=lw_1186604232_1][FONT color=#003399]vny!://XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX[/FONT][/SPAN][/A]
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Sportsdude

#1
Aug 08 07 01:21
lol
so spammers have hired comedy writers?
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#2
Aug 08 07 01:22
LOLz!

Yeah, I couldn't decide whether it was an ESL issue or the writer is a comedic genuis   =)  
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Sportsdude

#3
Aug 08 07 01:36
somebody sign that person up for SNL. They need new writers anyway.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

forumla1

#4
Aug 08 07 02:55
come to mamma big daddy. ;)

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#5
Aug 08 07 03:00
Yesterday I would have run away.

But now I'm too big to be lost!!

*running in slow motion towards forumla*
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

forumla1

#6
Aug 08 07 03:04
wait, can you get past my door?

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#7
Aug 08 07 03:06
As long as I don't turn sideways    0_0

And now my old pants won't fit.

Thank Xenu for spandex!!
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Lise

#8
Aug 08 07 03:13
OMG. I can't believe I'm in here................................................
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

forumla1

#9
Aug 08 07 03:14
so lise, do you have penis fetish or penis envy?  

Hobbit

#10
Aug 08 07 04:45
So PostMonkee, did you send away for this product right away. :)
-Hobbit
Make everyday a day worth living

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#11
Aug 08 07 05:10
I couldn't wait that long!

I went down to costco and bought a family-sized tub of it    0_0

Think I maybe used too much...

Brain...not getting...blood....feel dizzzz....
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

forumla1

#12
Aug 09 07 08:42
costco lets monkee through the gates?  since when?  they wouldn't let my rabbit in... :((((

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#13
Aug 09 07 08:59
Easy.

I just disguised myself as Ben Stiller.

Which was a simple process of adding some extra hair to my back.
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Lise

#14
Aug 09 07 09:56
Geez, Monkee.... I never thought you'd go in as Ben's penis, on his head of all places!!!  *snickering into the dark*
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.
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