Here are a few you can try on for size....
"I don't live on the edge, but sometimes I go there to visit."
"Damn, now where did I put that really funny .sig?"
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." [/p]Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again." [/p]"One of the worst of my many faults is that I'm too critical of myself."
[/p]"Popularity is hardly based on quality, as I learned in high school."[/p] "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
[/p]Capitalization is the difference between "Helping your uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".[/p]"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"[/p]"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." [/p]"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." [/p] [/p]There are another 30,000 quotes here: [a href="vny!://quotationnation.com"]vny!://quotationnation.com[/a][/p]
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