World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?

Started by Lise, Jun 08 07 03:13

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Lise

Jun 08 07 03:13
Hm... can anyone tell me why would you RIDE NAKED on a bike? Knowing you're exposed, knowing you can get HURT (I'm thinking of gears and whatever cold stuff goes down there......) Why in all that's sane in this world, would one ride a bike in your b'day outfit???

  Crazy!!!

  Right, in case you were wondering why I'm writing this. No, I'm not participating but I came across an announcement in the Georgia Strait about this event. It's going to happen. Yes on June 9, 2007 1pm at Sunset Beach. For all to see. Old, wrinkle and whatever-in-between.

  My eyes are throbbing right now.

  In case you're interested, [A href="vny!://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/"]vny!://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/[/A]
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kitten

#1
Jun 08 07 03:15
Brrrrr!!  No way I would do such a thing.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

#2
Jun 08 07 03:16
if they want to bike naked then why are they selling t-shirts on the site? lol
That's almost as bad as someone selling Che t-shirts.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

#3
Jun 08 07 03:26




lol
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

#4
Jun 08 07 08:38
How would one go about trying to clean a stained bicycle seat?  Yuck.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#5
Jun 08 07 08:46
I think I would not 'borrow' a bike for this event.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#6
Jun 08 07 09:03
I ain't lending my bike for this event, either!  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#7
Jun 08 07 09:05
rofl.....good point.

  I tell ya......bicycle seats are the only thing that puts me off bike riding.  I'm wounded for days after, in the delicate regions. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#8
Jun 08 07 09:13
To me bikes are like horses...they tend to throw me off at the slightest chance.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Lil Me

#9
Jun 08 07 09:34
I don't think naked horse riding would be a good idea, either.  Can you say chafing?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

kitten

#10
Jun 09 07 05:53
You're supposed to put clothes on the horse?  
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

stretchedout

#11
Jun 09 07 10:01
The dude modeling the t-shirt in the pic is the guy from [A href="vny!://www.worklessparty.org"]www.worklessparty.org[/A]

It would be different if it were just women - who wants to see flacid penises buried in unfashionable pubic hair?

I think you solve the staining problem by using a "save your unit" seat with the gap where your soft tissue sits!  
C'mon, the city is sleeping!

P.C.

#12
Jun 09 07 10:04
'save your unit' seat......lol

  So is that better than the 'protect your privates' and the 'pamper your parts' seats ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

#13
Jun 09 07 10:05
OMG. My teeth hurt just reading that.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

stretchedout

#14
Jun 09 07 10:07
"save your unit" and less staining with:

C'mon, the city is sleeping!
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