Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail, Says Paris Hilton

[Gopher]

purelife wrote:
She's becoming too predictable.  Perhaps she can request a cell with posters of her, flowers, an in-house chef/maid and maybe the internet.  
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  If the worsst comes to the worst, she'll just have to make do with floor to ceiling mirrors.  

[purelife]

 Gopher wrote:

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[span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"]If the worsst comes to the worst, she'll just have to make do with floor to ceiling mirrors.[/span]
 [hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Oh gosh, she might actually have to MOP the floor.  Perhaps she can become really good with doodling the floors.
 

 

[Prince Harry]

[FONT color=#ff00ff]Insolent child!  Paris deserves everything coming to her![/FONT]

     

[O.J. Simpson]

[FONT color=#ff00ff]Throw the book at her![/FONT]

   

[P.C.]

What for ?   Do you think she might read it ?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c019.gif" border=0]

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[/FONT][/FONT][SPAN class=art]May 15, 8:53 AM EST
[/SPAN]  Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over her 45-day jail sentence and isn't capable of testifying in a civil lawsuit against her, the socalite-reality TV star's psychiatrist said.

 Dr. Charles Sophy has been seeing Hilton, 26, for the past eight months and has talked with her several times since her May 4 hearing for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, according to court papers.

 Sophy said Hilton needs time to recover from the shock of receiving jail time before testifying in a civil case brought against her by actress and diamond heiress Zeta Graff.

 Messages left with Hilton's spokesman and lawyer weren't immediately returned early Tuesday.

 In court papers filed Monday, Sophy said Hilton is "distraught and traumatized as a consequence of the findings at the May 4 hearing ... and her fear of incarceration."

 "At this point in time," he continued, "Ms. Hilton cannot effectively respond to examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense."

 Graff filed a $10 million lawsuit against Hilton in 2005, claiming the reality TV star spread "vicious lies" about her. Hilton has denied that she was behind a report alleging Graff once tried to grab a necklace worth $4 million from her throat.

 Superior Court Judge Linda K. Lefkowitz postponed the trial to August. It had been scheduled to begin this month.

 Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie star on "The Simple Life," which throws them into everyday situations. After famously feuding and filming their parts separately last season, the celebutantes have reunited as camp counselors for the show's upcoming fifth installment.

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[Sparkleface]

Paris Hilton is not evan good looking! I think she looks like a ugly trashy whore. She isn't good at singing eathir, the only reason she is evan popular is because she's rich, and she's  a ho. If she's gone from hollywood who would acually notice, there's only another million no talented skanks to take her place. She should have gotton longer jail time anyway.

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[FONT color=#ff00ff]Where are the other rich kids?  Tori Spelling could never pull this off (and she's set to inherit more).  None of them have yet to do what Paris does (whatever that may be).  She deserves to go to jail, but so do a lot of people - they just were never caught.  You'd be surprised how many members of Congress have criminal records:[/FONT]

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 [FONT color=#ff00ff]Why even the President has a DUI:[/FONT]

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 [FONT color=#ff00ff]What about his wife, Laura?  Rumor has it that she killed someone while driving drunk but used her family connections to get away with it.  How many seconds did she spend in prison?  Zero![/FONT]

 [A href="vny!://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp"]vny!://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp[/A]

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[Orca]

Oh brother...  (* rolled eyes *)

  Hi QE! (*wave*)

    Teh Borken, nice space needle icon!!!            

[P.C.]

[FONT color=#ff00ff]Where are the other rich kids?  Tori Spelling could never pull this off (and she's set to inherit more).  None of them have yet to do what Paris does (whatever that may be).  She deserves to go to jail, but so do a lot of people - they just were never caught.  You'd be surprised how many members of Congress have criminal records:[/FONT]

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[FONT color=#000000]I'm not sure what you're suggesting here.  Because other rich kids haven't done 'this' may only mean they choose to handle thier good fortune in a different manner.  Frankly I have nothing against her....but only because she's neither here nor there with me.[/FONT]

  As far as having a book on the best sellers list don't impress me much either.  It's a book with more pictures than words.....written by someone other than herself......that consists of not much more than 'how to's' on how to pretend you're rich even if you're not and list after list of what to wear and what kind of purse you should have.  Again.....it's merely another success because of who she is....not what she is.

[Sportsdude]

she's only going to serve 23 days now.