Irritable Bowels Caused Shoplifting

Started by Lil Me, Apr 17 07 07:10

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Lil Me

[span id="article"][font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"][font color="black" size="2"][span id="article"][span id="intelliTXT"]CAPE CORAL, Fla. (AP) - A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome, authorities said. Helen Gallo, 61, of Clearwater, was arrested Sunday after allegedly shoplifting from a Cape Coral grocery store, The Daily Breeze of Cape Coral reported.[/p]Gallo reportedly told authorities that she could not wait in line because she has irritable bowel syndrome, according to the newspaper.
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Lise

I'm just glad I wasn't standing in line behind her.
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ripper

She's full of shit. No pun intended.