I've had some ongoing propety disputes with the owner of a female pitbull. Recently, was explicitly warned to keep my adventurous and overy frisky male chihuahua off their property...or else. Frankly, I'm a little worried. My chihuahua has had the hots for that female pit-bull for quite some time -- I swear he looked really moved when the Jim Croce song "Roller Derby Queen" was playing on the radio:
"I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen."
Anyway, I'm pretty sure they've consummated their love. Hey, I couldn't see clearly -- it was in the distance, chihuahua's are small, and the position wasn't standard.
