Purelife is bad...

Started by tenkani, Mar 27 07 11:05

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purelife

#45
Apr 05 07 01:41
No I'm not... [img style="WIDTH: 189px; HEIGHT: 155px" height=155 src="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/2.gif" width=126 border=0]

  You're such a big bully!

tenkani

#46
Apr 05 07 01:45
Your jedi mind tricks won't work on me, vile temptress!!!

*click*  *click*

I must be in a time warp or something. This is just awful     :(
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

#47
Apr 05 07 01:46
Yeah, you need to feel guilty for picking on someone younger than you and less intelligent as you.  Where's the fairness to that?  

Devil

#48
Apr 05 07 01:51
*gasp*

You may as well lock beautiful pl in a trash can and roll it down a hill!!

tenkani

#49
Apr 05 07 01:53
^^^^ Wow. Did that give anyone else an erection?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

#50
Apr 05 07 02:42
* not answering *
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

#51
Apr 05 07 03:10
That's because Lise is currently happy with her vibrator. ;)

  ADD:  I saw her "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on her door.

tenkani

#52
Apr 05 07 03:14
*playing with 12" vibrating Brad Pitt action figure*
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

#53
Apr 05 07 03:17
[FONT size=6]only 12"!???!!![/FONT]

tenkani

#54
Apr 05 07 03:29
That's it!

I was going to share but not anymore!!    

  *whispering secrets about purelife into Teh Brad's rubbery ear*
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

#55
Apr 05 07 03:53
Teh Brad was so last year's news!  LYK WHUTEVR!

tenkani

#56
Apr 05 07 03:56
You youngins have no appreciation for talent, beauty and spiritual perfection.

Go on then...go listen to your newfangled blackstreet boys and the M&Ms     >:(
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

P.C.

#57
Apr 05 07 04:27
ROFL

 
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

#58
Apr 05 07 05:28
What the frack is wrong with the Backstreet Boyz, I ask you???? *unleashing minions of boy-cute men*
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kingy

#59
Apr 05 07 07:53
what ever happened to the hansen brothers..mmmmbop.
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