Purelife is bad...

Started by tenkani, Mar 27 07 11:05

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purelife

I can always delete this purlife account and change my name to EVILlife.  I bet that I would get more smittin!  HA!  

  I think they feel sorry for me because I'm bullied by someone who is much older than me.  C'mon tenk, pick on someone YOUR OWN AGE!  GODDAMMIT! Grrrrrrr

Sportsdude

tenkani: old dog
purelife: the puppy
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

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For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

Dang! Get your own kennel, both of you!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

WHA?  I can't believe that Lise said that.  I might have to smite her.

tenkani

Now Purelife's true colors come out in the wash.

[FONT face="Arial Narrow" color=#ff0000 size=7]LET THE HATE FEST BEGIN!!!!!![/FONT]

  *sound of crickets*

  Awwwwwwww      :(  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

*hides under tenkani's loin cloth*
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

home of the famous spicy tenkanus nuts.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

PronjectoR

All u need to doo purelife is get a sex change and both sexual organs, then tenkani will be ur slave!!!      

purelife

tenkani doesn't dig boys.  tenkani goes for asian chicks.  

Russ

Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

purelife

No, I'm afraid not, Russ.  Tenkani saves teh goats for last.  Please, don't hurt them tenkani!    

tenkani

*wiping sweat from brow*
ARG!!! Ok, no matter what I do we always seem to end up tied!
I give up, purelife. Our evilness seems too evenly matched      
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

Uhm, not anymore!  Mmmaawwwwahahahhahahahahahha!




 

Russ

Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

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