Cheney's Leg

Lil Me · Mar 05 07 05:02

calls for a joke.

can't think of one right now. Anyone?

Glasgogirl · Mar 05 07 07:43

Maybe he should/could pair up with Heather Mills for the "Dancing with the Stars" upcoming episode... huh?

49er · Mar 05 07 07:52

No blood clog.........he hurt his foot running to his plane to get out of Afghanistan when he heard the sucide bomber blew himself up at the entrance to the base

Lil Me · Mar 05 07 08:35

ha ha Good jokes, guys.

I wonder if he accidently shot mimself in the leg this time.

Sportsdude · Mar 06 07 06:45

Doctor: We must rebuild him

Victor: I give you Frankenstein

Lil Me · Mar 06 07 03:46

[font face="Verdana" size="2"]"Plans are being made to replace Dick Cheney if and when it ever becomes necessary. They have to plan for this kind of stuff, you know, Cheney had what, a stent, put in his artery to keep it open, had a defibrillator with batteries implanted in his chest. I think they've already started replacing him, piece by piece." [span style=""]—[/span][font helvetica=""]Jay Leno[/font][/font]

Sportsdude · Mar 06 07 03:54

if Cheney croaks according to protocol Nancy Pelosi becomes VP, I believe.

Lil Me · Mar 06 07 04:00

Sportsdude wrote:
if Cheney croaks according to protocol
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lol at conspiracy

49er · Mar 06 07 06:03

Sportsdude wrote:
if Cheney croaks according to protocol Nancy Pelosi becomes VP, I believe.
I don't think so. Pelosi will be next in line for presidency not vice presidency. Bush just appoints someone....wasn't it the case with Agnew

Sportsdude · Mar 06 07 06:28

yeah I forgot. oops. Bush would have to appoint somebody that everyone likes because the dems control both houses.