The Kosher Gym

Started by TehBorken, Feb 27 07 04:24

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TehBorken

Damnit, I know there's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't think of one.


The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Russ

its PURE meat in there
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise

ROTFL.  Why in the world would anyone put Kosher and gym into one sentence?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

oy, no porkers allowed.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Russ

Lil Me wrote:
oy, no porkers allowed.  
   Aww. Im screwed then

  :)
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Sportsdude

maybe its a code name for an all female gym.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

Lil Me wrote:
oy, no porkers allowed.
 
     LOL. Ah geez.........................good one.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

Just looked it up.  It's [span class="style16"][font color="#000000"]heimishe, which means religious in Hebrew, I think.  The gym caters to the Orthodox population, has separate facilities for men and women and a Torah tape lending library.
 [a href="vny!://www.koshergym.com/index.htm"]vny!://www.koshergym.com/index.htm[/a]
 
 Cool.  I wanna join!~ Just like I want to live in the Louis Brier home for Jewish seniors when I'm old.
 [/font][/span]  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Lise

Excellent. Read about God while you sweat.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

I think I'll pass..  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

 If you get tired of the Torah tapes, here is some music:
 [a href="vny!://www.mostlymusic.com/kosher-aerobics-p-2935.html"]vny!://www.mostlymusic.com/kosher-aerobics-p-2935.html[/a]
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

OMG MY EARS!!!


techno and religious themed music do not mix.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."