The Kosher Gym

Started by TehBorken, Feb 27 07 04:24

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TehBorken

Feb 27 07 04:24
Damnit, I know there's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't think of one.


The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Russ

#1
Feb 27 07 04:27
its PURE meat in there
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise

#2
Feb 27 07 04:29
ROTFL.  Why in the world would anyone put Kosher and gym into one sentence?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

#3
Feb 27 07 04:31
oy, no porkers allowed.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Russ

#4
Feb 27 07 04:33
Lil Me wrote:
oy, no porkers allowed.  
   Aww. Im screwed then

  :)
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Sportsdude

#5
Feb 27 07 04:33
maybe its a code name for an all female gym.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#6
Feb 27 07 04:39
Lil Me wrote:
oy, no porkers allowed.  
     LOL. Ah geez.........................good one.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

#7
Feb 27 07 04:43
Just looked it up.  It's [span class="style16"][font color="#000000"]heimishe, which means religious in Hebrew, I think.  The gym caters to the Orthodox population, has separate facilities for men and women and a Torah tape lending library.
 [a href="http://www.koshergym.com/index.htm"]http://www.koshergym.com/index.htm[/a]
 
 Cool.  I wanna join!~ Just like I want to live in the Louis Brier home for Jewish seniors when I'm old.
 [/font][/span]  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Lise

#8
Feb 27 07 04:45
Excellent. Read about God while you sweat.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

#9
Feb 27 07 04:47
I think I'll pass..  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

#10
Feb 27 07 04:48
 If you get tired of the Torah tapes, here is some music:
 [a href="http://www.mostlymusic.com/kosher-aerobics-p-2935.html"]http://www.mostlymusic.com/kosher-aerobics-p-2935.html[/a]
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

#11
Feb 27 07 04:50
OMG MY EARS!!!


techno and religious themed music do not mix.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."
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