Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'

Started by TehBorken, Feb 27 07 03:33

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TehBorken

Frickin' Christian whackos, at it again....
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Citing the Wii's ability to browse the internet via the Opera browser (!!!), a Christian group based out of California is planning on [a href="vny!://kotaku.com/gaming/wii/christian-group-preps-to-attack-wii-239994.php"]targeting the console with a smear campaign[/a], Kotaku reports.

The site has gotten ahold of a leaked press release from the upcoming 'Porn Talk' media event. From the release:

"Like many new gaming technologies, the Wii's wireless internet capabilities make it a portal to porno. 'Parents think the computer is the only way for their kids to get porn on the internet. Unfortunately, they are dead wrong,' says Mike Foster, founder of ThePornTalk.com. 'Gaming devices like the Wii and the PSP aren't just for fun games anymore. You're able to surf the net, chat with friends, email, and view porn because of its internet access. Kids know this but parents don't!'"  
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lil Me

I guess that means throw away the cell phone, too.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Lise

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

Lise wrote:
 Wii. The next generation in vibrator. [/DIV]
 and you know this how?
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

TehBorken

Christian whackos truly crack me up. They're just so *afraid* of EVERYTHING! These are the exact same kind of nitwits that opposed anesthesia, lightning rods, electricity, organ transplants, eyeglasses, etc etc.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

TehBorken

 Lise wrote:
Because mine came in pink. Nuff said. [img style="font-style: italic;" src="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif[/img]

So when someone asks you what you're doing you can honestly say "I'm playing with my wii."

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.