Some recent headlines....
[a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" href="vny!://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=438062&in_page_id=1811"]Psychics 'hired to find Bin Laden'...[/a]
[font class="text" size="2"]Not that the military or George Bush is desperate, mind you...and they'll have at least as good of a success rate as we've had so far.[/font]
[a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" href="vny!://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003549559"]55-YEAR OLD VIRGIN: TV HOST, FINANCIAL GURU SUZE ORMAN 'NEVER BEEN WITH MAN'...[/a]
[font class="text" size="3"]Suze Orman says "I have never been with a man in my whole life. I'm still a 55-year-old virgin."
I say, "No sh*t." Who could stand her to date her? I find her to be an instant sleep-aid. But she has had a 7-year relationship with her "life partner", so I don't know if that really qualifies for "virgin status". I'm just sayin'.[br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);"][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" size="2"]
[/font][/font][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" size="2"][a href="vny!://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/NO_DANCING?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-02-23-08-57-53"]Court Backs Ban on Dancing in NYC Bars...[/a]
[/b][/tt][/font][font class="text" size="3"]Because dancing, as we all know, is for terrorists! And New York City ain't playin' around, baby.
[br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);"][/font][a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" href="vny!://www.tmz.com/2007/02/22/britney-back-in-rehab"]Britney Back In Rehab..Loses It And Attacks Car With Unbrella...[/a]
[font class="text" size="3"]I know, it was a huge shock to me too. No, really!
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