Recent Headlines....

Started by TehBorken, Feb 23 07 02:23

Previous topic - Next topic

TehBorken

      Some recent headlines....

[a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" href="vny!://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=438062&in_page_id=1811"]Psychics 'hired to find Bin Laden'...[/a]
[font class="text" size="2"]Not that the military or George Bush is desperate, mind you...and they'll have at least as good of a success rate as we've had so far.[/font]

[a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" href="vny!://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003549559"]55-YEAR OLD VIRGIN: TV HOST, FINANCIAL GURU SUZE ORMAN 'NEVER BEEN WITH MAN'...[/a]
[font class="text" size="3"]Suze Orman says "I have never been with a man in my whole life.  I'm still a 55-year-old virgin."
I say, "No sh*t." Who could stand her to date her? I find her to be an instant sleep-aid. But she has had a 7-year relationship with her "life partner", so I don't know if that really qualifies for "virgin status". I'm just sayin'.[br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);"][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" size="2"]
[/font][/font][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" size="2"][a href="vny!://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/NO_DANCING?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-02-23-08-57-53"]Court Backs Ban on Dancing in NYC Bars...[/a]
[/b][/tt][/font][font class="text" size="3"]Because dancing, as we all know, is for terrorists! And New York City ain't playin' around, baby.
[br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);"][/font][a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" href="vny!://www.tmz.com/2007/02/22/britney-back-in-rehab"]Britney Back In Rehab..Loses It And Attacks Car With Unbrella...[/a]
[font class="text" size="3"]I know, it was a huge shock to me too. No, really!


[/font]        
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

49er

TehBorken wrote:
   
[FONT size=3]Some recent headlines....
[/FONT][FONT size=3]
[A style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,191)" href="vny!://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003549559"]55-YEAR OLD VIRGIN: TV HOST, FINANCIAL GURU SUZE ORMAN 'NEVER BEEN WITH MAN'...[/A]
[/FONT][FONT class=text size=3][FONT size=2]Suze Orman says "I have never been with a man in my whole life.  I'm still a 55-year-old virgin."
I say, "No sh*t." Who could stand her to date her? I find her to be an instant sleep-aid. But she has had a 7-year relationship with her "life partner", so I don't know if that [SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]really[/SPAN] qualifies for "virgin status". I'm just sayin'.[/FONT][BR style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,191)"]
[/FONT][FONT class=text size=3]
[/FONT][FONT size=3]   [/FONT]    
 she lives here in the East Bay.....the next time I see her I will take a closer look if she's telling the truth and report back here

Sportsdude

According to wikipedia (which who knows if its true or not) it says:

Suze came out as a lesbian in the [a href="vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_York_Times" title="The New York Times"]The New York Times[/a] magazine in February 2007. She currently lives with her life partner of seven years, Kathy Travis. She revealed in the same interview that she has never been with a man, and would like to marry her partner for emotional and financial reasons (i.e. her estate, valued at near $25 million, would be subject to 45% estate taxes when it passes to her partner on her death).
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

49er

for a savvy financial advisor like her, surprise that she and her partner has not setup a living trust

Lise

At first I thought.... no way. A 55 year old virgin and proud of it? Then when you explained she's a lesbian it made sense. Well, good for her.... but I dare any guys her age to claim he's a virgin.

 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

ripper

Don't lesbians like to play with large toys.

Russ

Lise wrote:
 At first I thought.... no way. A 55 year old virgin and proud of it? Then when you explained she's a lesbian it made sense. Well, good for her.... but I dare any guys her age to claim he's a virgin.

    So... what you are saying miss Lise, is that you wouldnt believe me.. If I said that myself a sailor was a virgin??
 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims