Random Thought of the Day

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Lise

Feb 06 07 02:57
Don't step on dog poo. It sure wrecks your day.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

#1
Feb 06 07 02:59
totally agreed.  I hate cleaning shoes!  I usually put the whole shoe in the washing machine with soap and lotsa  bleach (if it's a running shoe).  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

#2
Feb 06 07 03:00
 Comb your hair when you go out, you don't know who you will run into.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#3
Feb 06 07 03:01
Always wear panties.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

#4
Feb 06 07 03:02
Agree Lise.  Too much work to clean up the soles.

  Another thing on the same note is watch out for birdie poop!  Not fun!  

purelife

#5
Feb 06 07 03:02
Lise wrote:
 Always wear panties.
Uhm, not always, right?   ;)  
 

Lise

#6
Feb 06 07 03:03
Always let purelife wear panties..... then.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

#7
Feb 06 07 03:06
Don't be a victim of a Wardrobe Malfunction  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#8
Feb 06 07 03:10
An exploding egg in a microwave can be avoided by:

  a) not putting the egg in there in the first place

    b) not attempting to prove a point    
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

#9
Feb 06 07 03:14
I have a tip to clean up anything that ends up sticking in the microwave.

  Fill a cup with warm water and place it in the microwave.  Also, warm a cloth and place this in there too.  Then, microwave both items for about 20 -30 secs.  Then, the air would have humidified and things in the microwave loosen up.  Then, wipe down with the water and cloth.  This method gets rid of the dirt quickly.  EASY PEASY!  

Lise

#10
Feb 06 07 03:15
I have a better way of cleaning up the microwave.....................

  ................. ignoring it.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

#11
Feb 06 07 03:28
  Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
 
 yes, this is a Jack Handey thought, not my own.  I can't think of anything profound this afternoon.
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

purelife

#12
Feb 06 07 03:29
"You get paid to get laid."  This rhymes.  ;)  I wonder if this speaks truth.  

Russ

#13
Feb 06 07 03:38
purelife wrote:
 I have a tip to clean up anything that ends up sticking in the microwave.



Fill a cup with warm water and place it in the microwave.  Also, warm a cloth and place this in there too.  Then, microwave both items for about 20 -30 secs.  Then, the air would have humidified and things in the microwave loosen up.  Then, wipe down with the water and cloth.  This method gets rid of the dirt quickly.  EASY PEASY!

  Lise wrote:

 [DIV style="OVERFLOW: auto; WIDTH: 100%"] I have a better way of cleaning up the microwave.....................



................. ignoring it. [/DIV]

    Are you two trying to tell me something about my microwave...

HEY! Im slacking on the guess pictures arent I? Ill have to take some later.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise

#14
Feb 06 07 07:31
Russ needs more pictures.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.
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