The "I have nothing Interesting to Say" Thread

Started by Lise, Feb 06 07 02:40

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Gopher

A fool's paradise is better than none.

Sportsdude

  The experts say a plane ticket will go up by 20-30 dollars by the end of the summer. If they do, plus the 30 dollars for checked in baggage, the train to Chicago-Seattle-bus to Vancouver will be cheaper by 80 bucks. I'm taking the train. choo choo
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Gopher

I have at last received all the money that was owing to me by my former employers (two months to the day after I left).
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Sportsdude

 Apparently my rock is falling apart.
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Bummer. I must alert the others.
   
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

[p class="textBodyBlack"][span id="byLine"][/span]"I think Obama would be a  disaster, and there's a lot of reasons," said Pollard, explaining the rumors he  had heard about the candidate from friends he goes camping with. "I understand  he's from Africa, and that the first thing he's going to do if he gets into  office is bring his family over here, illegally. He's got that racist [pastor]  who practically raised him, and then there's the Muslim thing. He's just not  presidential material, if you ask me."
[/p][p class="textBodyBlack"][span id="byLine"][/span]But on a  recent visit to his son's auto shop, Peterman overheard misinformed customers  talking again about a Muslim in the White House. [/p] [p class="textBodyBlack"][span id="byLine"][/span]"I don't know. The whole thing  just scares me," Peterman said. "I'm almost starting to feel like the best  choice is not voting at all." [/p] [p class="textBodyBlack"][span id="byLine"][/span]The truth  squad
So far, those who have pushed the truth in Findlay have  been rewarded with little that resembles progress. Gerri Kish, a 66-year-old  born in Hawaii, read both of Obama's autobiographies. She has close friends, she  said, who still refuse to believe her when she swears Obama is Christian. Then  she hands them the books, and they refuse to read them. "They just want believe  what they believe," she said. "Nothing gets through to them." [/p] [p class="textBodyBlack"][span id="byLine"][/span]The new advertisement running in  Findlay, in which Obama is pictured with his white mother and white grandparents  as talks about developing a "deep and abiding faith in the country I love" while  growing up in the Kansas heartland, is dismissed by residents of College Street  as the desperate lies of another dishonest Washington politician. And they say  that Obama's moves to put distance between himself and the Muslim community,  with his campaign declining invitations to visit mosques and Obama volunteers  removing two women in head scarves from the camera range at a rally in Detroit  last week are just a too-late effort to disguise his true beliefs. [/p] [p class="textBodyBlack"][span id="byLine"][/span]For the past month, two students  from the University of Findlay have spent their Tuesdays nights walking from  door to door in the city to tell voters about Obama. Erik Cramer and Sarah  Everly target Democrats and swing voters exclusively, but they've still  experienced mixed results. Sometimes, at a front door, they mention their  purpose only to have a dozen rumors thrown back at them and the door slammed  "People tell us that we're in the wrong town," Everly said. [/p] [p class="textBodyBlack"]
[span id="byLine"][/span][/p][p class="textBodyBlack"]Good grief not this shit again, looks like I know what my 'job' will entail on the 5th. Midwesterners.
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"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

ShyT

Doesn't anyone have something less interesting to say?  

purelife

I had some more halva today.  It's sooo yummee but really rich.

purelife

 [P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"]The automobile driving manual says the average driver's
reaction time is: .75 seconds....... [?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /][o:p][/o:p][/SPAN][/FONT]

 [P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"]or 1 car length for every 10 mph......
Test your average reaction time.

Be very careful this can be addicting. [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN][/FONT]

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Lil Me

[font class="sqq"]"You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea."
 courtesy of Jack Handey on SNL
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"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

rofl   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/g010.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Gopher

I am thinking of writing a satirical guide to retirement
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Sportsdude



Heroin still legal as a prescription in the UK under the name diamorphine.

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Gopher

I have just had my first experience of lawn bowling.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Lil Me

And will it become a new Goph retirement hobby?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

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