[font color="black" face="Courier New" size="2"][/font][p style="font-style: italic;" class="MsoNormal"][font color="black" face="Courier New" size="2"][span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';"]The [st1:place w:st="on"][st1:placename w:st="on"]Vance[/st1:placename] [st1:placename w:st="on"]Hotel[/st1:placename][/st1:place] closed in October of 2005 and was replaced with the Hotel Max! Please update your website ([a href="http://www.discoverseattle.net/lodging.php"]http://www.discoverseattle.net/lodging.php[/a]) with all of the appropriate information. [a title="http://www.hotelmaxseattle.com/" href="http://www.hotelmaxseattle.com/"]www.hotelmaxseattle.com[/a][/span][/font][/p]You'll need to provide notarized proof of this closure and property transfer in triplicate (printed on $100 bills, of course), plus a $650 "Admin Typing Fee" before we can properly consider your request. Please have the forms delivered on the backs of Nubian slaves or we'll have to reject your application for noncompliance. Make the check or Money Order payable to "CASH". Your cooperation is appreciated!
[p class="MsoNormal"][font color="black" face="Courier New" size="2"][span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';"]Please contact me with any questions. Thank you again for your prompt attention to this urgent matter![o:p][/o:p][/span][/font][/p]
Gee, that would be kind of hard to do, Mr. Anonymous Forum Poster Guy, since you didn't leave a name, a number, or an email address. But yes, let me drop everything and run breathlessly to my server to fulfill your "urgent" request! (Ummm, no, I'm not going to call the Hotel Max number and bumble around with the clueless desk staff trying to see if this is legit or not.)
PS: And don't use so many exclamation points next time!! Really!! I mean it!! Or else!!!
PPS: It's tragic, truly tragic, but you missed our yearly-update period by only 2 days, so this information may not be elegible for correction again until this time next year (early 2008). Again, our sincere condolences on your unfortunate timing.
Have a nice day!! And remember!! Don't use so many exclamation points!!
