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5. What is broken every time it's spoken? [SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]Silence.[/SPAN]
[FONT color=#ff0000]Excellent. You got it right!! [/FONT]
6. How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? They were co-joined triplets. lol
[FONT color=#ff4040]LOL. Almost.
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[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ffffff]It's part of his job - he's a justice of the peace.[/FONT]
7. Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family? 7 total. (Mom, Dad, 4 sisters, 1 brother.) [FONT color=#ff0000]Correct! Right again.
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[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]11. Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
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Bertha was a tornado?
[FONT color=#ff0000]Close. She was a [/FONT][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color=#ffffff]hurricane.
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13. If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have? [SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]ONE, that's what you took away![/SPAN] [SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"][FONT color=#ff0000]Correct again.[/FONT] [/SPAN] [SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"][/SPAN]
14. What has a mouth but can't chew?
A river.
[FONT color=#ff0000]Wow. This guy's on a roll. Yes. The river has a mouth that it can't chew[/FONT].
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[P style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]15. How many letters are in the alphabet?
11, as I count it. ("teh alphabet")
[FONT color=#ff0000]Brilliant. Correct once more. I forgot to include "The". Yes, there are 11 letters.[/FONT]
[P style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]21. When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
When you're a rat or a mouse or a bird.
[FONT color=#ff0000]Correct! It's bad luck when you're a[/FONT] [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color=#ffffff]mouse[/FONT].
[P style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]22. If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
One, then it won't be empty!!
[FONT color=#ff0000]Good job!! You've guessed it[/FONT].
[FONT color=#ff0000]Wow. Congratulations, TehBroken. You're a natural, able to think outside the box.[/FONT]