Lol, for the ladies....

Started by TehBorken, Dec 29 06 07:00

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Lise

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  Obviously written by a male.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kitten

Can't you just see a woman bragging to her co-workers that her husband is so thoughtful he lets her do all the housework when she gets home?  Not gonna happen!!!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Lise

My husband becomes handicapped the moment I mentioned housework. "Oh, I don't know how to do that." or "I'm going to screw it up and you'll just get mad" or "I'm busy looking after Lise Jr."
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kitten

Ask him how he would manage if you had to go away for a few days.  And you could also mention he will never know if he can do something until he tries, and hand him the vacuum.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Lise

He probably wouldn't survive but he'll run to his mother the first sign of trouble. I really should get him to do a segment on Crash Test Mommies. He wouldn't last one hour.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kitten

Is that a show?  I've never heard of it, but then I rarely have the TV on.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

purelife

I thought that guys like to vacumn.  Oh well, perhaps not all.  I've come across many guys who just love it.  (not kidding)  Me, I have to practically fight with my guy to vacumn (as I like to do it too) when we had this rug in our living room.  He loves it.  *thank goodness*
   

kitten

My husband used to like to dust and polish furniture.  Naturally I encouraged his little hobby!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

purelife

Oh sweet, kitten.     How'd you do it?  Do share any of your secrets.  ;)
 
 
   

Lise

You're kidding? Vacumn and guys? Noooo way. You know what they hate most of all, toilet cleaning! Yeah. Like I wanna clean your toilet. Bleh. Guys are incredibly messy when it comes to using the loo then expects US to clean it up.

  Has this thread turned into a guy bashing thread? Hehe.

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  Yep, it's a show that I can relate to.

  Crash Test Mommy is back and continues to take under-appreciated, often criticized moms out of the house for a weekend away, replacing them with a know-it-all family member or friend, who thinks they can do a better job with the children and the household. While host Nicole Oliver whisks mom away to enjoy a two-day luxury retreat, the substitute mom is left to cope with the meals, meltdowns and daily challenges that are part of raising children

  Meanwhile, Mom watches her family from afar via Web cam, providing insights and giving the substitute mom instructions when she sees her rules being carelessly ignored  
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

I'm just happy that he puts the toilet seat down.  I'm kinda lucky that my guy likes to clean.  He's a definite keeper.    

kitten

purelife wrote:
Oh sweet, kitten.     How'd you do it?  Do share any of your secrets.  ;)


   
 I praised him for the fine job he was doing and told him that I could never make the place look so good.  After that he had to keep demonstrating how talented he was.  I didn't mind the cooking, although he was pretty good at that himself.  I was lucky, that's all.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

purelife

Praise is one of the best compliments and a great motivational tool.  That's so wonderful, kitten.  :)  

kitten

He was a good man, and I enjoyed showing him how much he was appreciated.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Russ

I destroyed my vacuum when I tried to suck up frozen blackberries a few months ago. After a few weeks I needed a new vacuum, so I went and bought a wet/dry shopvac. I use it to vacuum and suck up everything spills, dirt, everything. Its the ultimate fun toy, I use it for projects in the shop and such as well.

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  Bash all you want, lol, its not gonna change us, all have pros and cons. Not too sure whats what either.  
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

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