Riddle me this, riddle me that...

Started by Lise, Dec 21 06 01:07

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Lise

This was on DV a while back ago. See if you can guess the correct answer.

    [FONT face=Verdana size=2]I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?[/FONT]


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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kingy

ahhh! are we suppose to answer?
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purelife


purelife


Russ

Im still stuck on the polar bear part of it
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Ally

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)

kingy

im pretty sure i know what it is, probably because of the fact that i think at a kindergarden level
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purelife

[FONT face=Verdana size=2]Can you guess the riddle?[/FONT]

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[FONT face=Verdana size=2]Nope.  Don't know.  I'm absolutely clueless.[/FONT]

tenkani

Something about toe sucking?  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

LOL. Nope. It's none of the above and yes, there is an answer.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

Toe sucking...*drools*

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P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

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Lise

Funny thing, PC... most came up with that answer NO but there is a logical answer.

  And oh my, purelife!!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.