Jessica Alba Gets All Angry At Playboy - Boo Hoo!
[div class="meta"]Filed in in [a href="vny!://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/celebrity_astronime_domini/index.html"]Celebrity Astronime Domini[/a][/div][a href="vny!://www.hecklerspray.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/jessica_alba_playboy_cover.jpg" onclick="window.DOH!(this.href, '_blank', 'width=363,height=366,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"][img alt="Jessica_alba_playboy_cover" title="Jessica_alba_playboy_cover" src="vny!://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/images/jessica_alba_playboy_cover.jpg" style="margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px; float: right;" border="0" height="151" width="150"][/a]Jessica Alba is a serious actress with several films under her belt, like the Jessica Alba dancing film, the Jessica Alba swimsuit film, theJessica Alba stripper film and the Jessica Alba skintight superhero film.[/p]Despite obviously being a very staid, dignified actress who never lets audiences judge her physical merits before her acting skill, it seems as if some people only want to discuss Jessica Alba's naked body. People like the team at [em]Playboy[/em] magazine, who Jessica is threatening to sue for putting a photo of her on the magazine's cover without her permission.[/p]If ever there was an actress who the term Made For TV EroticThriller Star Of The Year 2010 applied to, it would be Jessica Alba ([a href="vny!://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=ur2&tag=hecklerspray-21&camp=1634&creative=6738&path=external-search%3Fsearch-type=ss%26index=dvd-uk%26keyword=jessica%20alba"]DVDs[/a]). She's always making slightly ropey films with the USP of featuring Jessica Alba's belly button and jiggly bum. And, for now, it's a tactic that seems to be paying off; after all, [a href="vny!://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2006/01/everyone_wants_.html"]all the men on the internet want Jessica Alba to be their girlfriend[/a] - and, boy, do those men who hang out online all day ever have high standards.[/p]However, all this male attention seems to be having some unwanted consequences for young Jessica. Like the fact that [em]Playboy[/em] magazine stuck a giant photo of her on the cover of its March issue without asking her. As a result, Alba is threatening to sue the publication for causing her career [em]"immeasurable harm"[/em] by giving the impression that she's in the magazine with her lady-bazzers out. Which she isn't.[/p]According to reports, [em]Playboy[/em] approached Jessica Alba to feature in an article on Hollywood's 25 sexiest celebrities, but she rejected the magazine's advances flat out, and refused permission for Playboy to use any pictures of her at all. At that point, her lawyers allege, [em]Playboy[/em] obtained a publicity photo of Alba under false pretences and slapped it on the cover anyway.[/p]As a result, the Jessica Alba's legal team have hit [em]Playboy[/em] with a cease and desist warning, and are asking for all the profits of the March edition as well as an undisclosed monetary settlement. In the letter to Playboy, Alba's lawyers reportedly state: [/p][blockquote][em]"In featuring Ms. Alba's photograph on the cover of Playboy's March issue, it is clear that Playboy's intent was to create a false belief and/or expectation among the public that Ms. Alba voluntarily appeared in the nude, or semi-nude and that a revealing pictorial of her contained in Playboy's March issue."[/em][/p][/blockquote]You see? Jessica Alba cares about her fans. She doesn't want them to buy a copy of [em]Playboy [/em]full of fake expectation that it'll be full of nude pictures of Jessica for them to have a crafty shuffle to. Instead, fans are recommended to rent[em] Into The Blue[/em] on DVD and watch it all frame by frame as they relentlessly pump away at themselves while imagining that Jessica is their pretty pretty wife.[/p][em][/em]
