Impossible Questions

[purelife]

 Nope, I don't have a goat.  Do I need one in this day and age?
 
  The person below me....   oops, wrong thread.  

[Sportsdude]

purelife wrote:
Oh, I see. I bet people always ask you to reach for things at grocery stores or something.  
       Yup all the time.  I come as a big help to a lot of people at Home Depot in the Garden department.  Heck one of the workers asked me to help a customer because she couldn't reach this one bag of potting soil.  Then when I applied to Home Depot they said they didn't have a need for me.      

[P.C.]

Mega nopes.

  Russ has brushed up ever so slightly to the right answer.....but as he chose to slide in multiple answers, you'll have to figure out which one.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c045.gif" border=0]  

[purelife]

OMG, a mistress?  
 
 Ok, think "brush against..."  Uhhm, a child who is under 5?  an infant from a mistress or a third one?
   

[P.C.]

We know which one was the ba-a-a-a-a-a-d answer....don't we Russ. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

[Russ]

LOL.

  has a pet?

[Sportsdude]

If it was one of Russ's multiple answers then its either clothes or kids

  But most of these are 'trick' questions so I'd say clothes because you'd look pretty foolish to be wearing nothing but your birthday suit walking around on your way to work.  

[P.C.]

Just so you all know, our beloved kingy has guessed the right answer.   I'm guessing that he is allowing you all to bumble through this one.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0]

[49er]

a suit

[Sportsdude]

how does kingy know I don't see him online?

[Russ]

I was going to say fully clothed earlier but thought it was al ittle too obvious.

  Uh, is multiple answers illegal here? Or should I post an answer at a time?

    EDIT:Drat I missed her saying someone got it.

EDIT2: Uh, where is kingy here? Russ is lost  

[P.C.]

None of these are 'trick' questions.  Some are more obscure than others, but I try to pick questions that have some base in logic.  If they don't, I will give clues that are clues within clues.  I think this is kingys knack.....he pays close attention to the clues.  Even the smilies will sometimes try to guide you.

  Clue.....by these standards, I would not be considered responsible.  

[Russ]

single parent?

[P.C.]

Sorry....took me forever to respond.  I was TRYING.  Arrrrgggggg.

  Anyways.....nope

[P.C.]

A refresh.

   Just by having THIS, studies show that people will see you as being more responsible.  What is it? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/c060.gif" border=0][/DIV]