Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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P.C.

Lise....here's the tally

   1. What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Forutne cookies[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#0000bf]Orik[/FONT]

  2. Experts claim that people who do this for 15 minutes a day have less stress and are healthier.  What is it?

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]write in a journal[/FONT]
WINNER ... [FONT color=#bf005f]purelife[/FONT]

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3. 62% of people surveyed said that a picnic is not really a picnic without what?

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]A frisbee[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

  4. At any point in time, 7 out of 1,000 people on earth are doing this? What is it?

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]getting drunk[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

  5. 50% of all Americans live within 50 miles of this.  What is it ????

ANSWER ...[FONT color=#e6e6e6]Their birthplace[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

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6. If you do this for a living, according to research, your chances of having a heart attack doubles.  What it it ?

ANSWER ...[FONT color=#e6e6e6]drive a cab[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#60bf00]Russ[/FONT]

  [FONT color=#000000]7.  One in five married guys have done THIS.  What is it ???[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Proposed on one knee[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#ff7f00]Lise[/FONT]

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[FONT color=#000000]8. There are 1.6 billion of these produced every year.  What are they[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]candy canes[/FONT]

WINNER ...[FONT color=#60bf00]Russ[/FONT]

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[FONT color=#000000]9. If you do this for too long, it can reduce the blood flow to your heart by 25%.  What is it?[/FONT]

ANSWER ...[FONT color=#e6e6e6]waiting too long to go to the bathroom[/FONT]

WINNER ...Nobody

  10. [FONT color=#000000]Nutrition experts say this the #1 food you can eat to boost your sex drive.  What is it ?[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Oatmeal[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

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[FONT color=#000000]11. The business which traditionally is a busy one during the holidays has been hit hard by technology, causing a 20% loss in sales.  What is it?
ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]film developing[/FONT][/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

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[FONT color=#000000]12. According to Business Managers, what is the #1 thing not to do at your office holiday party?[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]bring your children[/FONT]

WINNER ...[FONT color=#0060bf]49er[/FONT]

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[FONT color=#0060bf][FONT color=#000000]13[/FONT]. [/FONT][FONT color=#000000]According to Woman's World, this was first used in 1980 by computer scientists at Carnegie Mellon University in Pennsylvania. What? [/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]the smilie[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#bfbf00]Kitten[/FONT]

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[FONT color=#000000] 14. Over half of all home buyers do this within 4 weeks of moving to their new house. What is it?[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Drive by their old house[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#6000bf]Starfish Scientist[/FONT]

  [FONT color=#000000]15. A recent survey found out that 100% of all lottery winners do this. What is it?[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Gain Weight[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

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[FONT color=#000000]So in answer to your question Lise......kingy has run up 5 wins.[/FONT]

[FONT color=#c00000]IMPRESSIVE !!!!![/FONT]

 

 
 

   
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

I think kingy deserves a sexy picture of you for winning.  How do you do it, kingy? What sort of information goes through that mind of yours???

  Waaaah! I only won once. Ah well. Better than nothing.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

Hi Lise.....Good Christmas ?????

  All the answers above are in invisible writing.

  Moving question forward.

  According to the University of Illinois, women are more likely than men to eat this...
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

Well, it's not a specific food......so veggies COULD be 'included' in the answer for this one.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

49er


49er


P.C.

Wow.....excellent answers.  I feel bad to say no.  But ......no
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

49er


Lise

Not specific food? As in, not a veggie by itself? Or part of a meal? Hm.

  Baked potato?

  Soup?

  Lasagne? (Hmmmmm...... hungry............)
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

Right.....not a specific food.

  All great guesses, but I think you're all on the wrong track.  To clarify, would blow it at this point.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

Goat?

  caviar?

    [FONT color=#e6e6e6][/FONT]  
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

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