Impossible Questions

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kitten

#540
Dec 25 06 11:27
Celebrate with friends?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#541
Dec 25 06 11:30
Not move, 49er.  Most probably do.  I have to say, that I'm amazed that this is so unanimous.  100%.

  I don't think  I would have guessed this one correctly, BUT, knowing the answer isn't a 'groaner' is a plus.  It make perfect sense. (obviously.....100% is pretty perfect)  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

#542
Dec 25 06 11:32
Nope.....not celebrating with friends.  

   A recent survey found out that 100% of all lottery winners do this. What is it? [/DIV]

  Remember.....they don't do this on purpose.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#543
Dec 25 06 11:36
Walk in a more erect posture?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

49er

#544
Dec 25 06 11:40
quit their jobs

P.C.

#545
Dec 25 06 11:42
[img height=131 alt=Dryopithecus src="http://www.wilderdom.com/images/evolution/3.jpg" width=114 border=0][img height=160 alt=Oreopithecus src="http://www.wilderdom.com/images/evolution/4.jpg" width=89 border=0]  I love that answer.......I think it's probably true.   Drat......not it.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#546
Dec 25 06 11:44
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Smile src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_1.gif[/img][/A]Smile more often?





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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#547
Dec 25 06 11:46
Oh Jeebus, 49er.  I'd quit yesterday.  Not it.

  OK.....I'm going to reword the original question ever so slightly.....maybe this will be helpful.

  A recent survey found out that 100% of all lottery winners do this. What is it?

  A recent survey found out that THIS happens to 100% of all lottery winners. What is it?  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#548
Dec 25 06 11:47
They are beseiged by salesmen and charities.

They find relatives they didn't know they had.

        I've got to get some sleep now.  Chat tomorrow.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#549
Dec 25 06 11:52
OK.....bad lead.

  I'm working on a better clue.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kingy

#550
Dec 26 06 12:10
i remember reading about this awhile ago and i couldnt believe it, with all that money, you would think they would buy a gym membership or get a personal trainer.

  GAIN WEIGHT.
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P.C.

#551
Dec 26 06 12:14
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" size=6]kingy !!!!!!!!!    THAT'S IT !!!!![/FONT]

    These people must have won MILLIONS.

 

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff007f" size=6]Congrats kingy ![/FONT]  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#552
Dec 26 06 11:14
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Bow Down Before You" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_4.gif[/img][/A]Congratulations again, kingy!  

    The one on the right...do you think he's lost something?  





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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#553
Dec 26 06 02:02
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]   Yes, Kitten, I believe he's lost his wallet.  

    This one might be a teeny bit more difficult, but it amuses me.

  According to the University of Illinois, women are more likely than men to eat this...    

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

#554
Dec 26 06 02:34
That's a really funny picture, PC.

  Man, kingy is too good at this game!! What is he on now, four or five wins?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.
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