Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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P.C.

lol...great answers.  None are the one.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

49er

I didn't see any stinkin' speed limit sign

Sportsdude

I was singing to the radio.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

[DIV align=left][FONT size=5]              HAHAHAAAA......BINGO ![/FONT]

[DIV align=left][FONT size=5]   I didn't see no steenkin sign is correct                   [/FONT]

[DIV align=left]                                      Yer so smart 49er.  

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        *and quit tailgating.    
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.



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On average, a woman does THIS five times a day.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

goes to the bathroom

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

Nope, not the toidy.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

does it involve 'thinking' instead of actual actions.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

49er

check their makeup

look in the mirror

kitten

reapplies lipstick
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

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  What am I going to do with you !!!!  I'm going to have to hire you to find me some new questions.

                               LOOK IN THE MIRROR

                                     is the answer.

 

                 
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

gosh he's getting them all lately.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

  Of all the veggies, THIS contains the most sugar.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

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