Impossible Questions

[P.C.]

OMG....that's right WS.  I don't know what I was thinking.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c028.gif" border=0]

[P.C.]

Better move this on to the new page.

   In the U.S. the most common excuse made to get out of paying a ticket is .................?



Here's a nice easy one.  

        There.

 

[WS]

 Pillow inspection?  Have a good night...  

[P.C.]

lol....yes....a pillow inspection.  I need to do a check to see if it will hold my head.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/muede/e010.gif" border=0]

  G'night WS

[WS]

I didn't realize I was speeding?  

[49er]

I'm just following the traffic flow

[Gopher]

I'm visually impaired

[Schadenfreude]

I'm late for work?

    A girl I worked with told me she got out of a ticket by telling the cop that she had had a tampon in forwhatever time, I forget,(too long anyways), and was rushing home to remove it. He let her go

[pitbullca.bc]

LMAO Schady...gotta remember that...unfortunately...might be a little embarassing due to the fact...that our city is small enough...and you never know who is going to hear about that dilemma.

[Schadenfreude]

pitbullca.bc wrote:
LMAO Schady...gotta remember that...unfortunately...might be a little embarassing due to the fact...that our city is small enough...and you never know who is going to hear about that dilemma.[/DIV]
 Small enough for the town to know who is on their rag time?

[P.C.]

I got out of a speeding ticket once because I had to pee.  I pulled over in front of the flashing lights, and as soon as the cop got out of his car, I yelled out my window to him that I was sorry but I can't stay......if you want to give me a ticket, I'm on my way to the hospital for an ultrasound, could you meet me there?  He said WHAT?  I said I drank too much water......I'm going to pee my pants.  

  (ughhh.....yes, I actually said that)[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]

  He got back in his car, by which time I was already back on the road, and he pulled up beside me, smiled and yelled FOLLOW ME.  With lights flashing, he escorted me all the way to the door of the hospital.

    Oh yea....no correct answers yet.    

[Sportsdude]

I've always wondered if your gf/wife water broke and your flying down the highway doubling the speed limit if the cops give you a break? Somebody try that. lol  

[kitten]

How about late for an important interview for employment?  And you really need the job.

[Sportsdude]

Accelorator was stuck  

[kitten]

Rushing to help a sick friend?