Impossible Questions

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P.C.

#1830
Jun 11 07 10:06
Hahahaaa....well you couldn't lie forever on #1.  It is what it is.

  Your choice for #2 is incorrect.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Schadenfreude

#1831
Jun 11 07 10:12
I used to have this pin, Mankind's three greatest lies: 1) The cheque is in the mail. 2) I can't remember. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.  

  How about how much money they make?
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

purelife

#1832
Jun 11 07 10:22
Guys lie about their gender?

Age?

Horoscope sign?

Zodiac Sign?

whether they are married/single/divorced?

whether they have kids or not?

their possessions?  ie car, house

the # of women they dated/slept with

the # of one night stands    

kitten

#1833
Jun 11 07 10:40
  They say they will be sure to call you.

They say they are working late at the office.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#1834
Jun 11 07 10:52
 How about how much money they make?

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/n025.gif" border=0][FONT size=5]Jeez Schade....YER HOT ![/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/n025.gif" border=0]

                           HOT I tell ya !

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a050.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a030.gif" border=0][/DIV]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

#1835
Jun 11 07 10:53
I could also provide a list of what women lie about if need be. ;)

  P.S. DAMN YOU SCHADEY!  I was *this* close!

kitten

#1836
Jun 11 07 10:57
WOW!!  You are good at this, Schadenfreude.  Congratulations!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Schadenfreude

#1837
Jun 11 07 10:59
purelife wrote:
 I could also provide a list of what women lie about if need be. ;)



P.S. DAMN YOU SCHADEY!  I was *this* close! [/DIV]
 That is no where near the size of my penis unless you were way, way off.
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

Schadenfreude

#1838
Jun 11 07 11:03
I wear size 12 shoes for your information.

                              My feet are size 8, I just like the looks I get from women when I'm wearing size 12's
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

P.C.

#1839
Jun 11 07 11:05
rofl.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

#1840
Jun 11 07 11:09
 And how tall are you Schadey?  Height and shoe size go hand-in-hand.  [/DIV]

Schadenfreude

#1841
Jun 11 07 11:10
6'1"
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

purelife

#1842
Jun 11 07 11:13
And your ethnicity?

  That's important, you know.

Schadenfreude

#1843
Jun 11 07 11:16
Scottish.
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

purelife

#1844
Jun 11 07 11:18
Oh, and your age?
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