Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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kitten

Yell or have a tantrum?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

Nope....you're moving away from your incredibly close answer.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

Say "no" to everything.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

they don't listen
Don't follow directions.
Don't do what they are told.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lazy Orik

Why should I

why do i have toi do that

what does that do
how come that is that colour

why do the leaves fall from the trees in winter

no no no no no

why do i have to go to bed i don't wanna

thinks what else may a four year old say...

 

P.C.

That's it Orik.  Kitten was pretty much all over it, with the answer......they ask Why......I was being uncaharitable, and wanted more......lol

  As I can't share a blessing.....ye shall both be blessed.

  A four year old asks on average, 400 questions a day.

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

hmm I still ask a lot of questions throughout the day..  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kitten

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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

hmm I still ask a lot of questions throughout the day..

  I'll leave that one alone.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

what's so funny? me confused.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kitten

In my line of work I answer a lot of questions every day.  On second thought, I answer the same questions a lot of times every day.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

I ask questions to mundane things, that I probably know the answer but I just ask the question anyway.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Isis

Here's my impossible question to PC....

  what goes up and down but never moves....?

  Ok so that's more like a riddle..but it's fun  
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Isis

they move...sorry...but you are on the right track
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

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