Impossible Questions

[P.C.]

(pardon.....hubby got home a little bit ago)

  SO.......where were we.  Oh Yea.....nope and nope.

[Sportsdude]

oh he did? He didn't get bit by this 'thing' did he?  

[GORDY GAMBINO a1]

Spiders............um....n***ers

[kitten]

Abandoned pet alligators in the sewers.

[Sportsdude]

attacked by pigeons. They might look all innocent but they bite.  

[P.C.]

None of the above.  Good guessing though.

[Sportsdude]

attacked by ants

 

[kitten]

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[P.C.]

No ants and no parrots.  No ants and no parrots.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c025.gif" border=0]

[kitten]

Is there an echo in here?  How about by other people?

[Sportsdude]

been attacked by renegade moths.  

[P.C.]

                  [FONT size=6]         [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000"]OMG KITTEN !!![/FONT][/FONT]

                                   You made short work out of THAT one !

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[Sportsdude]

oh funny I was going to say the mob next.  

[kitten]

        It was so unreasonable that I thought it stood a chance.    *and it's "Gnaw Your Neighbour Week" in New York*

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[P.C.]

Good job Kitten.  And a heartfelt blessing for your winning answer.

    *rolf ....... gnaw yer neighbours week