Impossible Questions

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kitten

#1365
May 23 07 08:43
I guess short skirts are out of the question, so I'll go with...Chatting too long with the customers.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

#1366
May 23 07 08:44
hitting on customers  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

#1367
May 23 07 08:47
Nope......no flirting or flashing......lol
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#1368
May 23 07 08:48
Drops/breaks a dish?  The sympathy factor.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#1369
May 23 07 08:50
rofl.....I can actually see that one maybe even working FOR a waiter.    
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#1370
May 23 07 08:55
Sings Happy Birthday at the table?  I wouldn't tip anyone that did it to me!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

#1371
May 23 07 08:56
the girl accidentally pours a drink on a dude.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

#1372
May 23 07 09:06
 Sings Happy Birthday at the table?  I wouldn't tip anyone that did it to me!

    lol.....good idea.  Not it.

  OK....clue.

  This is something they do when it comes time to 'settle up'.[/DIV]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#1373
May 23 07 09:07
Takes the money or card to the cashier for the customer?    Sorry, but it's sleepy time.  Good night, P.C. and SD.  Sweet dreams.  
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

#1374
May 23 07 09:11
good night kitten.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

#1375
May 23 07 09:15
Nope and nope.      
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Orik

#1376
May 23 07 11:16
 writes thank you and puts a smiley on the bill  
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49er

#1377
May 24 07 08:50
wait for payment at the table after bringing the bill

Isis

#1378
May 24 07 03:00
Touching the client
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

P.C.

#1379
May 24 07 03:22
OMG....so sorry Isis and 49er.

  Orik got it with the smilie on the bill.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]

  [FONT size=6][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a122.gif" border=0] Congrats Orik !!!!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a122.gif" border=0][/FONT]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.
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