Impossible Questions

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Sportsdude

#1335
May 22 07 10:16
work out equipment  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

#1336
May 22 07 10:26
Good call SD....not it though.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

49er

#1337
May 22 07 10:34
a vibrator

P.C.

#1338
May 22 07 10:36
lol....I guess that would be classed as some form of independence.

  Not the answer I'm after.  (but in a really broad sense....you're on the right track)
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

lazy orik

#1339
May 23 07 08:04
Going commando... ?

 

P.C.

#1340
May 23 07 08:30
lol....nope.  That's not it Orik.

  I've revised the question to clarify that it's about 'using something' that creates this feeling of independenc.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Schadenfreude

#1341
May 23 07 08:30
Using power tools.  
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

Schadenfreude

#1342
May 23 07 09:23
Here's a question.

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"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

Schadenfreude

#1343
May 23 07 09:24
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"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

P.C.

#1344
May 23 07 10:08
 Using power tools.

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

#1345
May 23 07 07:41
OK.....



The average person used to use 5-10 of these a day.  Now the average person uses 100 of these per day.

 
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lazy Orik

#1346
May 23 07 07:42
litres of water ?  

P.C.

#1347
May 23 07 07:58
Ummm....wow.....you came up with that answer in record time.  

  Well that was a bit of a dud question....wasn't it.  That was almost no fun at all.....lol

  It's actually gallons of water, but that would be close enough to be correct.

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lazy Orik

#1348
May 23 07 08:01
I should have gone with my first instinct and written gallons as i had originally typed...

but nope i thought that was kind of high so changed it to litres...

what a horendous waste of water...

gotta go game...

anyone want to join me for a subway lunch ?


 

Sportsdude

#1349
May 23 07 08:02
 lol we're on a hot streak!  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."
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