Impossible Questions

[Sportsdude]

can't think
can't type
don't know how to use a computer
don't know what a computer is
read the newspaper
can't write in cursive
 

[moi]

 just want to say that, the first riddle where the answer is  fortune cookie

I would have not guessed that, since I ALWAYS EAT MY FORTUNE COOKIE

everybody I know EAT their fortune cookie

well, except the paper of course



   

[P.C.]

Thanks moi.  Point taken.

  As I explained to SD.....most of these questions are worded in such a way that they are not claiming to apply to everyone.

   What do most people ASK for, yet [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #dfffbf"][FONT color=#000000]most people[/FONT] [/FONT]choose not to eat it ?[/DIV]

  I didn't make up the questions.....they are just for a bit of fun. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/k010.gif" border=0]

  *cute pic BTW  

[Gopher]

menu?

[Lise]

I thought the answer was fortune cookie? Didn't we already have this one?

[P.C.]

We did Lise.  I was just answering a question for someone who took exception to the answer to the first question.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

[guessing]

Pass their high school exams?  By the way, this is kitten.  My old computer was eaten by a virus.

[kitten]

Spooky.

[kitten]

I posted a guess on the answer to your latest "impossible", but I don't know if you noticed it.  My answer was "Pass their high school exams".  Am I close?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/c010.gif" border=0]

[P.C.]

 New question.

  If asked to do this today, 1 out of 11 adults would not succeed. What is it?





lol.  Kitten is gone for a month and a half and yet has still picked up on the fact that this question was never answered.  Atta girl Kitten.

  Ummmm....but no.  

Wellllll......maybe...sort of.  Actually, quite close.  Ish.[/DIV]

[kitten]

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[P.C.]

I like 'Perplexed Smilie'....LOL

  No..........you're inching close-ish.

  Here's the post where someone came close.  I started crossing out the incorrect responses instead of giving verbal clues.

   remembering their kids names
can't drive a car
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff4040"]can't write
[/FONT][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff4040"]can't read[/FONT]
can't get in shape
 

I'll start crossing them out.....starting with the reading one.....plus one more.

 

[kitten]

  [A href="vny!://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img alt="Light Bulb" src="vny!://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_13.gif[/img][/A] What about running or jogging or even push-ups?





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[Cretin]

 Pass there drivers exam ?

   

[P.C.]

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