Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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P.C.

AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH ?

  No response required.  (sorry....it was a funny little 'fuzzy phrase' that my mom used to say to me when I was Lil, if I did something well)  

  New question.

  If asked to do this today, 1 out of 11 adults would not succeed. What is it?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

basic math

  AAArggh?

  I would go with Yaarggh!!

I like the way you think Lil Me!
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

P.C.

 I would go with Yaarggh!!

I like the way you think Lil Me!

  Am I missing something ? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c025.gif" border=0]  [/DIV]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

it just sounded like something a Pirate would say in response to "bless yer sweet buttons"
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

Maybe my mom was a pirate in a previous life.  LOL  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/g030.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

Name the capital of their state/province  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

touch their toes?

remember their partner's birthday/anniversary?    
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

Nope....not touching  toes nor remembering dates.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

remember where they put the car keys.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

washing their hands in the loo?
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

remembering their kids names
can't drive a car
can't write
can't read
can't get in shape
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

OOOOOOOOO.....SD.  One of your answers is REALLY REALLY CLOSE !!!!
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

read a newspaper?
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

remembering their kids names
can't drive a car
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff4040"]can't write
[/FONT][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff4040"]can't read[/FONT]
can't get in shape
 

I'll start crossing them out.....starting with the reading one.....plus one more.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

can't get in shape because they can't remember their kids' names- can't call the kids to ask the kids to return the car, so they can get to the gym??!

  ok i'm tired...
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

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