Useful turn off lines

Started by Gopher, Nov 30 06 11:30

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Gopher

Nov 30 06 11:30
"I'm really glad you came over. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Canadian

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Nov 30 06 12:01
"Fu*k me for asking, but would you like to dance?"

Canadian

#2
Nov 30 06 12:11
[P align=left]Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


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Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!


 [P align=left](Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"

Russ

#3
Nov 30 06 02:43
Canadian wrote:
 [P align=left]Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


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 This right here folks is the thread winner! Thats awesome!

 Not that I have ever had this happen to me, but I was chatting up this one girl at a club for over an hour and had a few drinks with her. Asked her what her sign was after she asked what mine was, and she replied,"Octagon, as in STOP."


 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Sportsdude

#4
Nov 30 06 02:47
Well if there was a girl thats annoying me and I have no interest in her usually do one of her pet peeves to tick her off or just your gay, married or asexual or had testicular cancer and lost a testicle. lol thats a turn off for sure I bet. Or just come off really rude. That seems to work.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

#5
Dec 01 06 04:05
 Wow, Gopher!  It certainly says something about you when you have to turn down women.  Oh la la!  You BonD YOU!  

Bad breath is another turn off.  You don't even have to say a word.  

EDIT:  Oh, silence (not saying anything at all) is another good turn off.  I do it quite often, pretending not to listen/care/speak english.    
   

Lise

#6
Dec 01 06 05:23
I'm sorry. I'm partially deaf to idiots.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

weird al

#7
Dec 01 06 05:39
"That's a nice dress. It oughta look really nice down around your ankles."

Lise

#8
Dec 01 06 06:42
Al!!!! LOL. Bless point awarded for that.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kingy

#9
Dec 01 06 08:26
that line could actually work.
...

P.C.

#10
Dec 01 06 08:54
Is that a bottle of Windex in your pocket ? because I can see myself in your pants.

(true story)
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kingy

#11
Dec 01 06 08:58
i think we've must of met previously p.c.!

  here is one...and this one actually works...

  put a cold beverage against the skin of the person you are wanting to hit on and when they react, just say 'i just thought you were hot'
...

P.C.

#12
Dec 01 06 09:13
I KNEW it !!!!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a143.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

weird al

#13
Dec 02 06 12:48
kingy wrote:
 that line could actually work.



...true. It has been known to fail though, oddly enough
 

Trollio

#14
Dec 02 06 01:38
Greetings, Madam. I notice that you are hirsute.  
one must be intelligent to get intelligent answers.
— bebu
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