From a friend. Enjoy....
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In case you missed Bill Maher on Friday nite, well lets just say he was really on a roll!
Mahers new rules, were very funny and satisfying, for some...New rules exerpts laboriously transcribed, as they are not online yet.[/div] [div]
New Rule:
[/div] [div]Stop calling what Dick Cheney does "Hunting"! Cheney spent election day in Pierre, South Dakota, massacring small tame animals that someone tossed in front of his gun.
The only good news was that is was the first time in months you heard a Republican was in Pierre, and Pierre wasn't a little boy!
New Rule:
There is no Devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him!
Last week Ted Haggard was outed for drugs and extramarital sex with a male prostitute,
or as fox news reported it: "John Kerry hates our troops."
This is big news because Haggard was frequently at the White House and a big fan of Bush, who Ted described as: tan, supple, and firm where it counts...
The last straw was that the party that was supposed to be carrying water for the gay bashers, turned out to be just a closet full of repressed screamers.
Who knew that when the Republicans got in bed with the Christian right, it would be in a stall, in a truck stop restroom, on the New Jersey Turnpike?
Reverend Haggard's plight led many to ask: Is it genetic?
I mean can a man be actually born a hypocrite?
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New Rule/editorial comment:
It is also no coincidence that people of too much faith just don't see reality.
Bush not seeing Iraq for what it is, is not that different from the way reverend Ted's followers still think that he's not gay.
I'm not kidding, in their world, there are no gay people! There are just straight people who are sinning!
They don't want to do it, but the Devil makes them! (perfect mock horrified facial expression!)
He targets people like rev Ted! (perfect mock horrified facial expression!)
That how it happened!
[/div] [div]The Devil got hold of rev Ted, and Ted said: Get thee behind me SATAN! ...and put it in gently...
The man was anointing people with astroglide. He was preaching fire and rhinestone.
In conclusion the legacy of the Religious right is that in spite of their holier than thou they made politics dirtier not cleaner.
[/div] [div style="font-weight: bold;"]SNL also had some good lines too.
On Tuesday, in an ironic turn around: Iraq brought regime change to America.
Bush pledged to negotiate and work with the new congress.
That can only mean one thing. The Democrats have a nuclear weapon!
Today is Veterans day! So that wont affect anyone in the White House.
