[span style="text-decoration: underline;"][/span][small]Five Great Halloween safety tips
October 23rd, 2006 [!-- by Merlin --][/small] [ol][li]For large groups of trick-or-treaters, always set at least one child ablaze, ensuring enough light that other children won't trip over uneven pavement.[/li][li]Only separate shards of X-Acto blades from rodent poison [em]once you get home[/em]; doing so in the dark will lead to inevitable mixups and tummyaches for youngsters with allergies.[/li][li]If a home has its porch light off — but an expressionless face can be seen peering from a cellar window — consider limiting your child's unattended visit with the resident to no more than four hours.[/li][li]If a close-fitting mask causes your child to fall down a well, use fishing line and a paper clip to retrieve her goodie bag. [em]Nobody likes wet candy.[/em][/li][li]Although children dressed as SS-Sturmbannführer Michael Lippert are not [em]required[/em] to "pretend execute" children dressed as Ernst Röhm, many parents find this bit of theatricality kindles the spirit that makes Halloween such a delight.[/li][/ol]From those whacky nuts at [a href="vny!://www.5ives.com/archives/2006/10/23/five-halloween-safety-tips/"]5ives[/a]
