OK, my contribution.
[FONT face=Verdana size=5]Bob Hope One-Liners at a Star Trek Con[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]10. Take my wife...please, as if you'd have a clue what to do with her.[/FONT] [FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]9. Those Klingons sure are friendly...honestly...it was the pleasantest mob I ever lost a tooth in.[/FONT] [FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]8. I just got back from Vulcan, and whew! It was so hot...the settings on my phaser wouldn't go below "fire."[/FONT] [FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]7. Boy, it's really crowded on Gideon these days. You sneeze, and there's a tidal wave headed for the southern continent.[/FONT] [FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]6. I'm not saying the girls on Risa aren't as pretty as they used to be. I'm just saying they've moved the training camp for Medusan Ambassadors to the Risan "House o' Pleasure."[/FONT] [FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]5. I hear the new Minister of the Treasury is a Ferengi, and we're about to have a Skrian president of the Federation. Now, I'm not saying times are tough, but it's a toss-up whether we're about to be exploited or exfoliated.[/FONT] [FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]4. I don't understand the Nausicaans. They're always so angry. What's the point? Nothing's worth getting so worked up about...I mean, outside of golf.[/FONT] [FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]3. The Dominion War sure has everyone on edge. I heard the Head of the Klingon High Council even hired some bodyguards, and that was just to protect the family bat'tleh.[/FONT] [FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]2. Now, don't everyone run out of the room at once, but I hear there's a female Horta outside, and she's really burning up the place.[/FONT] [FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=-1]1. Boy, competition in the job market sure is fierce these days. The other day I started filling out an application at Burger King, and I swear I heard voices betting quadloos[/FONT]
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