Looped tape drives telemarketers NUTS!

Started by TehBorken, Aug 30 06 04:43

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TehBorken

 Ha ha, too damn funny!
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h3]Guy uses looped audio response to drive telemarketers nuts         [/h3]         creativebastard writes:  [blockquote] A little while ago I put together a little application on our phone system so that when a telemarketer calls in, I can transfer them to this extension and annoy the hell out of them. I thought about it a bit more and decided to make it a little more interesting, so I can get them to hold on the line as long as possible. Today I recorded a bunch of different voices sounding really interested in what a telemarketer would be offering. Have a listen (...) Once I gather enough calls, i'm gong to setup a little podcast of all the best calls from a fortnightly period. Enjoy!
[/blockquote]  You have to hear this, it's grrrrrrreat! [a  href="vny!://creativebastard.com/archives/2006/08/168/"]Link[/a] to page with MP3 audio of a simulated interaction between a faux telemarketer and an audiolooped pretend-dude. I can't wait to try this out at home!

[a href="vny!://creativebastard.com/media/telemarketer.mp3"]vny!://creativebastard.com/media/telemarketer.mp3[/a]

   
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

tenkani

LOL!!
Excellent.
If you like this sort of thing, Jim Florentine is THE GOD of driving telemarketers insane.
He's done some work on Crank Yankers.
Google him.
 
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