Complete Snapple Facts, part 1/2

[TehBorken]

 Every single "Snapple Fact" ever printed inside a Snapple bottle cap:

  [font color="orange"]#1 - A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#2 - Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#3 - Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#4 - Slugs have 4 noses.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#5 - Camels have 3 eyelids.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#6 - A honey bee can fly at 15mph.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#7 - A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#8 - A bee has 5 eyes.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#9 - The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#10 - Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#11 - Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#12 - Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#13 - Cats have over 100 vocal chords.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#14 - Camel's milk does not curdle.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#15 - All porcupines float in water.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#16 - The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#17 - A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#18 - A jellyfish is 95% water.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#19 - Children grow faster in the spring.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#20 - Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#21 - Almonds are part of the peach family.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#22 - Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#23 - The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile national monument.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#24 - The state of Maine has 62 lighthouses.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#25 - The only food that does not spoil is honey.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#26 - The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#27 - A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#28 - Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#29 - On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#30 - Fish have eyelids.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#31 - The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#32 - There is one million ants to every human in the world.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#33 - Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to rock music!.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#34 - If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#35 - Elephants only sleep 2 hours a day.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#36 - A duck's quack doesn't echo.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#37 - A snail breathes through its foot.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#38 - Fish cough.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#39 - An ant's smell is stronger then a dog's.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#40 - It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#41 - Shrimp can only swim backward.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#42 - Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#43 - A cat's lower jaw cannot move sideways.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#44 - The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#45 - Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#46 - Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#47 - Giraffes have no vocal chords.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#48 - Cats can hear ultrasound.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#49 - Despite its hump...camels has a straight spine.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#50 - Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#51 - There is 63,360 inches in a mile.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#52 - 11% of people in the world are left-handed.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#53 - The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#54 - The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#55 - A human brain weighs about 3lbs.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#56 - 1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#57 - You blink over 10,000,000 times a year.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#58 - A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#59 - Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#60 - The tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#61 - Pigs get sunburn.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#62 - The lifespan of a taste bud is 10 days.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#63 - The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#64 - Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#65 - A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#66 - Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#67 - There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#68 - The longest one syllable word is "screeched".[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#69 - No word in the English language rhymes with month.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#70 - A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#71 - There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#72 - The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#73 - The average person spends 2 weeks of its life waiting for a traffic light to change.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#74 - You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#75 - The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#76 - The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#77 - No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#78 - Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the US.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#79 - There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#80 - About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#81 - Alaska has more caribou then people.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#82 - August has the highest percent of births.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#83 - Googol is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros)[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#84 - Oysters can change genders back and forth.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#85 - The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#86 - Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#87 - A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#88 - A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#89 - The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#90 - The average raindrop falls at 7mph.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#91 - There are more telephones than people in Washington D.C..[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#92 - Fish can drown.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#93 - A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#94 - Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#95 - Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#96 - The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#97 - A turkey can run at 20mph.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#98 - When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#99 - You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#100 - In a year, the average person walks 4 miles making their bed.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#101 - About half of all Americans are on a diet at any given time.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#102 - A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#103 - Frowning burns more calories then smiling.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#104 - There are more then 30,000 diets on public record.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#105 - You will burn 7% more calories walking on hard dirt then pavement.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#106 - You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#107 - You burn more calories sleeping then watching TV.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#108 - Licking a stamp burns 10 calories.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#109 - Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you lose weight.[/font]
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[TehBorken]

[font color="red"]#110 - Frogs never drink.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#111 - Only male turkeys gobble.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#112 - At birth, a dalmatian is always pure white.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#113 - The fastest recorded speed of a racehorse was over 43 mph.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#114 - The oldest known animal was a tortoise, which lived to be 152 years old.[/font]
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 [font color="violet"]#116 - The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#117 - The starfish is the only animal that can turn it's stomach inside out.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#118 - Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#119 - The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#120 - The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#121 - The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#122 - A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#123 - Beavers were once the size of bears.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#124 - Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#125 - Pigeons have been trained by the U.S. Coast Guard to spot people lost at sea.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#126 - A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#127 - A hummingbird's heart beats 1,400 times a minute.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#128 - Dragonflies have six legs but can't walk.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#129 - Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#130 - Koala and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#131 - Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to fresh water.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#132 - A crocodile cannot move its tongue.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#133 - Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#134 - An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#135 - A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#136 - Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#137 - The city of Los Angeles has three times more automobiles than people.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#138 - Hawaii is the only U.S. state that grows coffee.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#139 - Hawaii is the only state with one school district.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#140 - Holland is the only country with a national dog.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#141 - The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#142 - Hawaii is the only U.S. state never to report a temperature of zero degrees F or below.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#143 - "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#144 - Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#145 - Lake Superior is the world's largest lake.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#146 - The smallest county in America is New York County, better known as Manhattan.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#147 - Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#148 - The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#149 - Theodore Roosevelt was the only president who was blind in one eye.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#150 - The first sport to be filmed was boxing in 1894.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#151 - The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#152 - In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#153 - The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#154 - Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#155 - In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#156 - Swimming pools in the U.S. contain enough water to cover San Francisco.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#157 - The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#158 - The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#159 - The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger."[/font]
 [font color="red"]#160 - One alternative title that had been considered for NBC's hit "Friends" was "Insomnia Cafe".[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#161 - The first TV networks kids show in the US was "Captain Kangaroo."[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#162 - The temperature of the sun can reach up to 15 million degrees fahrenheit.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#163 - The first penny had the motto "Mind your own business".[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#164 - The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#165 - Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#166 - Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#167 - You have to play ping-pong for 12 hours to lose one pound.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#168 - One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#169 - The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#170 - In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#171 - The most sensitive parts of the body are the mouth and fingertips.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#172 - The eye makes movements 50 times every second.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#173 - Chinese is the most spoken language in the world.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#174 - The world's biggest pyramid is not in Egypt, but in Mexico.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#175 - In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#176 - The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#177 - The first sailing boats were built in Egypt.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#178 - The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#179 - The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#180 - The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#181 - The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#182 - A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#183 - The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#184 - The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#185 - A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#186 - A female kangaroo is called a flyer.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#187 - There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#188 - Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest and highest continent on earth.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#189 - The Sahara Desert stretches father than the distance from California to New York.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#190 - Thailand means "Land of the Free".[/font]
  [font color="orange"]#191 - Popcorn was invented by the American Indians.[/font]
 [font color="gray"]#192 - Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours.[/font]
 [font color="green"]#193 - The year that read the same upside down was 1961. That won't happen again until 6009.[/font]
 [font color="blue"]#194 - You don't have to be a lawyer to be a Supreme Court Justice.[/font]
 [font color="indigo"]#195 - Eleven of the fifty states are named after an actual person.[/font]
 [font color="violet"]#196 - If you doubled one penny every day for 30 days, you would have $5,368,709.[/font]
 [font color="brown"]#197 - The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.[/font]
 [font color="black"]#198 - The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#199 - The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#200 - The first country to use postcards was Austria.[/font]
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 [font color="blue"]#414 - Chameleons can move both their eyes in different directions at the same time.[/font]
  [font color="red"]#440 - The pupils in goats' eyes are rectangular.[/font]
  [font color="gray"]#452 - There are approximately 9,000 taste buds on your tongue.[/font]
  [font color="brown"]#467 - Pluto takes 248 years to orbit the sun once.[/font]
 [font color="cyan"]#469 - 454 U.S. dollar bills weigh exactly one pound.[/font]
 [font color="red"]#470 - Dairy cows drink up to 50 gallons of water a day.[/font]
  [font color="brown"]#477 - A chalkboard eraser is one of the best ways to wipe a foggy windshield.[/font]
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 #147 and #165 are the same    

[kingy]

they had facts underneath the caps??    

[kitten]

147 is the complete fact;  165 was abbreviated.  It was all interesting though.

[P.C.]

Why are you holding out on us......where's #115    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/traurig/a010.gif" border=0]  It's going to drive me nuts til I know.

[weird al]

 Reminds me of a little item in Harper's Index:

   Day  of the year on which the most collect phone calls are made in the U.S:   Father's Day.