"My 6-year-old was traumatized by Barney's penis"

[TehBorken]

 [h3 style="font-weight: bold; font-family: Verdana; color: rgb(128, 0, 255);"]OMG, OMG, When will this purple-hued sociopath be brought to justice?!!![/h3]
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h3]Report: "My 6-year-old was traumatized by Barney's penis"         [/h3]Mike Guerena says,   [blockquote]I live in Fallbrook, CA which is a conservative rural town in San Diego county. What I didn't know was that [a href="vny!://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/bios_townspeople_ned.htm"]Ned Flanders[/a] lived in our town. Some guy wrote a letter to the editor in the local paper about his fear for his 6 year old daughter's future because some teenagers put a reference to Barney's penis on a sign outside the local store. [/blockquote] Snip from the published letter:  [blockquote]She said, "Look, Daddy, a Barney movie!" I couldn't see it, so she guided my eyes to the vulgar obscenity arranged there on the sign. "Look! Up there! Barney's p***s!" I was shocked when I saw the words arranged on the sign. I quickly averted her eyes and escorted her into the store. Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney's p***s. This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church's pastor about this bombshell in my daughter's life and he is unsure how it will affect her future.[br clear="all"] [/p][/blockquote] [a href="vny!://www.thevillagenews.com/story.asp?story_ID=16833"]Link[/a].


   

[kingy]

when is the lawsuit?

[weird al]

As for  the Barney's penis issue, get Marge Simpson on it. She's done wonders for Ned Flanders.

[P.C.]

I'm thinking, how this parent handled this situation is what has caused this childs trauma.  A normal six year old should not be traumatized by seeing a penis. Good grief.

 

[Sportsdude]

We're talking about America P.C. A place where they think teaching safe sex in high school will cause teens to become sex addicts so they don't teach anything but don't do it.

[P.C.]

Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney's p***s. This has shaken the bedrock of our family.

  This sounds like healthy curiosity to me.  If the parent had simply responded that all boys have a penis, but perhaps Barney forgot to zip up...ooops.......and then carried on their merry way, all would be just fine.  Covering the childs eyes and whisking her off to church seems like the unhealthy culprit here.

  And if this childs questions about a penis has 'shaken the bedrock' of this family.....they've got bigger problems than purple penises.

[Sportsdude]

well this is coming from a country where there is an ever growing practise of becoming a born again virgin. Yes I'm not making this up. People have this procedure.

[Adam_Fulford]

P.C. wrote:
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  And if this childs questions about a penis has 'shaken the bedrock' of this family.....they've got bigger problems than purple penises.[/DIV]
 
Wouldn't it be more disturbing if Barney -- apparently a male -- didn't have a, er,  bedrock shaker?

[jeffbc]

   Here's the "does Barney have a penis" website: [a href="vny!://www.thef*cksociety.com/articles/barney.php"][img class="buttons" style="border: 1px solid rgb(239, 235, 239);" onmouseout="this.style.backgroundColor=''; this.style.border='1px solid #EFEBEF';" onmouseover="this.style.backgroundColor='#C6D3EF'; this.style.border='1px solid #3169C6'; " title="Hyperlink (Ctrl-K)" src="richedit/buttons/createlink.gif" onclick="FormatText('editor', 'createlink', '')" align="absmiddle" border="0"][img class="buttons" style="border: 1px solid rgb(239, 235, 239);" onmouseout="this.style.backgroundColor=''; this.style.border='1px solid #EFEBEF';" onmouseover="this.style.backgroundColor='#C6D3EF'; this.style.border='1px solid #3169C6'; " title="Insert emoticons" src="richedit/buttons/insertsmile.gif" onclick="FormatText('editor', 'smile', '')" align="absmiddle" border="0"][/a][div style="text-align: left;"]  [/div]  

[P.C.]

OMG......now I'm traumatized......and my bedrock is shaking....er....shaken  

[jeffbc]

If you have any questions, Google will turn up some kind of answer, but it will probably involve some sort of porn.
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[TehBorken]

 P.C. wrote:
This sounds like healthy curiosity to me.  If the parent had simply responded that all boys have a penis, but perhaps Barney forgot to zip up...ooops.......and then carried on their merry way, all would be just fine.

Oh, now there you go with that crazy talk again, lol.

Personally I think the father was a little errr aroused and is incapable of dealing with his own perverted thoughts of dino-sex.


 

[P.C.]

Hahhahahahaha !  I believe you've GOT IT, TehBorken.

[P.C.]

I just reread that.....and realized it was only words.   Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.

[Lise]

Damn. I always thought Barney had a vagina all this time.

  KILL THE PURPLE DINO. I HATE HER/HIM.