[a href="http://www.signsofwitness.com/"]Signs of Witness[/a] is a blog that covers news about [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]idiots[/span] religious people claiming that certain events and phenomena are evidence that the world is about to end. It's excellent entertainment, and a sometimes a little scary once you realize that some of these people may be currently running the country. Here are a couple of the latest "signs".....
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]God sends sign as a chocolate dripping.
Sweet Mary! Workers at a chocolate company in Fountain Valley, CA have discovered a 2-inch-tall column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to traditional depictions of the Virgin Mary. "For me, it was a sign," Cruz Jacinto says of finding the chocolate icon that matches her prayer card.
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy! Definite Sign of End Times!
Paris Hilton, who gained international fame when a former boyfriend posted a videotape of the couple having sex on the Internet, denied leading a promiscuous lifestyle in an interview with the British edition of GQ magazine. "I'm not having sex for a year... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.
