So... Whats for lunch?

[Sportsdude]

lol good one lise! thanks.  Plus I don't feel like talking.  

[tenkani]

A burger, fries and a diet coke.

And a fat cup of coffee.

The good stuff again; Kona Motherlovin' Gold.

I drank half of it and my heart was hammering in my chest a few minutes later.

I think the guy at the coffee cart slipped some crystal meth into my drink    

[Sportsdude]

lol lol lol tenkani

I still have yet to go down stairs. lol
 

[Russ]

LOL, well my interesting occurance today.. maybe I should tell this but I already started. LOL

  I decided that I would try to fix and install some things on my Toy. So I decided that the first order of business was to try to hook up my windshield washer sprayers. I had it bypassed and only one working.

I made sure the pump still worked properly and ran new hoses to the two spray nozzles. I ended up taking one out and cleaning it, then pushed it back into place with a snap by feel without looking at it. hooked up the new 'T' piece so it supplies washer fluid to both nozzles on the hood and not just one (stupid plastic 'T' piece was a BUCK!) I had my door open and stood perpendicular to the windshield and reached in to engage the washer fluid sprayer.

Next thing I knew I couldnt see and my eyes were burning from the chemicals in it.. I released the button but I had put a delay on it so it sprayed into my eyes for anther few seconds ( I cursed my ingenuity)... I staggered back and tripped over my toolbox and fell backwards hitting my head on my garage door.

When I took out, cleaned, then put the spray nozzle back in I didnt look to see the way it was pointed, right at my face. Newer cars you can do that, but of course on mine you can. LOL

  So thats my story today..

  Not going camping this weekend like we planned on.. everyone jammed out

So I plan on going to red robbins for dinner.. whats everyone elses plans?

[Sportsdude]

I'm having the most bizarre family reunion ever.

Nobody knows anybody.
 

[tenkani]

O...M...F...G.

Dude I'm surprised you can see the screen well enough to post    

I'm glad you survived your incident.

If you had fallen over backwards and broke your spine you would have wound up on the darwin awards!! Or one of those funniest home video shows. Some of the stuffs they play on those programs aren't funny, it's just plain terrible to behold. Like the one where the animal expert is holding a cat on a leash and the thing freaks out and spirals up the guys leg and attaches itself to his genitals?? That shit ain't funny!!!

[Sportsdude]

yikes Russ.  You sure run into a lot of bad luck.


Meanwhile the weirdest get together continues. Its really bizarre. Nobody knows each other so the girls are spending time down in the basement, my sister is watching a movie in her room and me well I'm watching Nascar truck race and am in my room. this is odd.
 

[tenkani]

Heredity



I am the family face;
Flesh perishes, I live on,
Projecting trait and trace
Through time to times anon,
And leaping from place to place
Over oblivion.

  The years-heired feature that can
In curve and voice and eye
Despise the human span
Of durance -- that is I;
The eternal thing in man,
That heeds no call to die

  -Thomas Hardy

[Sportsdude]

lol heredity indeed. Its so quiet where the cousins are you can hear them breathe.  rotfl!  

[P.C.]

It seems to be missing that warm fuzzy Norman Rockwell essence SD.

  Here's the plan.  Go downstairs....DAZZLE them with pure sparkling charm (blinding enough that they couldn't live with themselves to dare mention your 'new look').  Who knows....you could be key for getting the whole ball rolling for an enjoyable family gathering. (frankly I'm jealous.....I have no family.....well... teeny tiny family)

 *I thought you were really into the whole heritage thing.  

[Sportsdude]

lol this is just weird.  First I don't do well with girl cousins. I'm not a girl lol. Now if I had a male cousin we'd be hittin' the xbox 360.  So I'll let my sister try to talk to them but gosh she is as silent as a mouse when it comes to new people.  That's the problem we don't know these cousins.  We've only seen them once before so its like hey I'm blah blah your cousin. Then the older one goes hey I'm so and so and thats about it.

I introduced myself and then they didn't want to talk and just continued to watch tv.
 

[tenkani]

Someone needs to start an "Isit rong to sex my cusin" thread.

[P.C.]

I wonder if it would be more welcoming to SHUT THE TV OFF and open up some dialogue.  Like....How was the trip....is there anything you're looking forward to doing while you're here....could I interest you in a double shot of tequilla?    

[Sportsdude]

lol okay PC they're 15 and 12. lol


They left a few hours ago to spend the night at a hotel.  I don't think either my sister or I talked to them for the few hours they were they're. oye.
 

[P.C.]

I wouldn't be holding my breath for 'The Good Host' award. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]